Amitabh without any doubt is the best actor ever in bollywood. He has ruled the film industry for thirty years and has given us plenty of excellent movies that we are all aware about.(I’ve written a review on his ten best movies too). But Amitabh like all of us is human and I am afraid to say that he has been a part of some really pathetic movies. Without further discussion, I would like to present my opinion on his ten worst movies::
Lal Badshah
I haven’t seen this movie but with full confidence I would include it in my list. The promos of the movie and the response later was enough for me to consider it one of the worst movies, Amitabh has acted in. I know some of you would be upset to learn that I have rated a movie bad without even seeing it. But guys after watching Amitabh singing, ’’Banno Ki Aankh Sharabi Re Humko Lage’’
’’Banno Ke Gaal Gulabi Re Humko Lage’’ with Manisha Koirala and singing:
’’ I like your eyes baby, eyes baby, eyes baby’’ with Shilpa Shetty, chewing pan and dressed in red coat(yuck), I didn’t have enough courage to go watch the movie. I would like to sympathise with all of you unfortunate Amitabh fans who ended up watching this movie.
Jadugar
I watched this movie and couldn’t help crying. How can Prakash Mehra and Amitabh Bachan teamed up together mess up so badly? It was a movie where Amitabh playing a magician tries to get rid of crime with his magic. AAaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Need I say more.
Kabhi Khusi Kabhi Gham
I have dared to write about Amitabh’s worst movies so why not be up to the challenge. Without any fear of getting an NR I would like to say that KKKG was a pathetic movie and Amitabh was unbearable in this movie. Amitabh repeated the dialogue, ’’Keh Diya, Bus Keh Diya’’ so many times in this movie. Being a father of two and singing ’’Say Shava Shava with twenty girls around him’’ and then getting his elder son engaged without even asking him, talking about family values. Oh Please........................ Pathetic is the word.
Mohabbatein
Anushashan , Pratistha, Pratikarma, and I don’t know what else. God Damn it. I know its cinema but can we see something a little close to reality. Amitabh Bachan the principle of a non existent school, ’’Gurukul’’ messes up big time by acting in this movie. His Surya Pranam in the morning was just unbearable.
Suryavansham
I need your sympathy fellows, because I saw this movie. I am running out of tissues. What a pathetic movie. Amitabh playing double role once again messes up and breaks a million hearts(thats if million people watched this movie). He loves a girl that he goes to school with and because the girl is once punished by the teacher, Amitabh quits school. Yes, that’s how this saga started. I don’t need to mention what happened next. Do I?
Mrityudata
Why does the names of his movies have to be this long? Okay, other than the Daler Mehndi hit, ’’Saade Naal Rahoge Teh Ash Karoge’’, the movie was pathetic. Amitabh came back to movies after a long break and public couldn’t bear him still playing the role of a young guy jumping around with his wrinkled face and dancing around.
Hum Kisise Kum Nahin
After watching this movie I decide never to watch David Dhawan’s movies again. ’’Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai, Baba Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai’’. Amitabh was a part of this pathetic song in the movie and after the movie was over the audience were saying the same thing to each other, ’’Yeh Kya Ho raha hai’’.
Guys, please don’t expect me to write more about this movie because I don’t want to remember anything. This movie was an absolute blunder.
Ganga Jamuna Sarswati
Amitabh (I don’t know why the hell he was named Ganga) loves Jamuna and Sarswati loves Ganga secretly. Jamuna is flodded away and Mithun(Mithun Dada ki jai, yes he too was in this movie) saves Jamuna, and Amitabh weds Saraswati.
Confused??? SO am I.
Major Saab
Who says other countries are medically more advanced than India? Guys, if you have broken legs, broken arms, broken joints don’t go to any doctor. Go to our Major Saab(or Major Saab Uncle sri Amitabh Bachan Jee). He would scream the hell out of his lungs and ask you to get up and walk even if all your bones are broken and you would walk.
Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha, Unfortunately it wasn’t funny at all on screen.
Thank God this review is coming to an end.
Ajooba
Starring another pathetic star Rishi Kapoor. Amitabh was thrown in water but a shark saves him.(Huh!) and Amitabh calls her Ma(Mother). Amitabh and Rishi Kapoor drink some magic fluid and become dwarfs(Sorry, not dwarfs, hmmmmmm what’s the word for a two inch tall human being) and hide in their respective girlfriends’ blouses. Sexy, I don’t think so.
The list is over. Okay Guys that all. But I would like to conclude this review saying that inspite of acting in some really pathetic movies, Amitabh is still our number one star and is going strong with his recent movies like Kaante, Armaan, etc. May he keep entertaining us.
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