Oooh the Super Star of the Millennium, who has made some blunders.. in form of horrible movies. In the 90s, Amitabh Bachchan, in most of his movies looked like his duplicate... he had the same ’’Vijay Dinanath Chauhanish’’ style in some movies.. Anyways, my worst movies of AB goes like this.. [not in this order.. ]... And BTW, I am not inspired by Kekta for the title...:)
Ajooba
An extremely loose copy of Robin Hood where AB plays Robin Hood.. This movie was directed by Shashi Kapoor for launching his flop son Karan Kapoor..(Remember him???). Anyways, the movie also stars Rishi Kapoor and Dimple Kapadia.. The worst part of the movie was Amitabh Bachchan’s hideous costumes.. (courtesy Kachins) which seem to be inspired by Jeetendra from Sheshnaag...
Jadugar
Do I need to say anything on this masterpiece?? So what if AB is a magician in the movie? He is wearing lesser hideous costumes in the movie.. The movie should be renamed ’’AB bana K. Lal’’ (for those who don’t know, K.Lal is a phamous magician.. and believe it or faint, once upon a time I had his autograph taken!!... But I was a kid then..)..Anyways.. so he wants to save the world through his magic...:)
Aaj Ka Arjun
’’Aaj tak tum bolte rahein aur hum sunte rahein, aaj hum bolenge aur tum sunoge..’’ were the dialogues of AB in the movie.. where the only sounds in the theatres were of cockroaches whistling on such dialogues!!! Oh, and by the way, the movie also stars my favourite Jaya Prada.. This lady has to have the world’s cheapest expressions on her face.. [guys, remember her in Maa and Khalnayika?]
Hindustan Ki Kasam
AB was ’’Mein Samay Hoon’’ in the movie... Whenever AB used to appear on screen citing those amazing dialogues teaching patriotism, I was reminded of the serial Mahabharat which was aired on television sometime back..
Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan
In this movie, AB and Govinda are in double roles.. so a double torture.. In this movie, AB looks like ’’Sambhu’’, the servant, of Mein Prem Ki Diwani Hoon and one pair of AB and Govinda is policewalas and other is ’’chhote more chor’’.. Anyways.. I need not mention anything more about this movie..
Lal Badshah
Remember this film??’’Banno Ki aankh gulabi re hamka laage.... Lambu hai chhail chhabila re hamka laage.. ’’ The movie also has Manisha Koirala and Shilpa Shetty.. AB is wearing some red blazer like thing and dancing his usual steps.. God! This is one of the most horrible movies...
Kohraam
AB out to get some revenge kind of thing and Nana Pateker his usual ’’ek machchar aadmi ko...’’ style.. Does anyone remember the song ’’Hum hai banaras ke bhaiyyyaaa, mere bhaiiiyaaa, jisko bhi chahe nacha le..’’?? I havn’t understood a thing in this movie..
Sooryavansham
This is a horrible movie.. with AB in double role of father and son and son AB was paired against Saundarya.. [The one who died in recent planecrash]... Sillier was son AB’s name in the movie.. it was Heera... and father AB didn’t like him ’coz he didn’t study.. Too much to tell about the movie, but too little space.. so I’ll stop on this movie here...
Aks
This is AB at his worst best.. Manoj Bajpai and Ravs and Nandita Das all came together to make this horrible movie.. AB looks as if he is 100 years old and whenever he gets possessed or whatever.. GOD!! and that horrible horrible laughter.. Don’t know what else to say about this movie..
Mohobbatein
I didn’t really like the movie that much.. instead of the 3 parallel love stories which Aditya Chopra wanted, the movie turned out to have 5 parallel love stories.. Uday Chopra and Shamita Shetty, Kim Sharma and Jugal Hansraj, Jimmy Shergill and Preeti Jhangiani, SRK and Bhooshwarya [Bhoot + Aishwarya] and SRK and Maple Leaves.. In the movie, AB has tried to act like Angry Old Man who lives by Pratishta, Parampara aur Anushasan.. He must have borrowed the wig from Mukesh khanna of Mahabharat... (Bheeshma Pitamah)
Anyways.. the list can actually go on forever.. like Boom, Hum Kisise Kam Nahin, Toofan, Ganga Jamuna Saraswati(AB’s name in the movie is Ganga.. LOL), Indrajeet, Major Saab... and many more..
Comments awaited..:)
P.S. - I would like to thank my friend Premjit for throwing light that Sambhu, the servant looks like Amitabh Bachchan.. If anyone knows the real name of Sambhu, please let me know in the comments section!!