I can say this for The Last Witch Hunter: it made me appreciate three movies slightly more than I did before. Pretty early in the movie I wrote the note “I wish this was more like Season of the Witch, ” a thought I never imagined I would have. Second, I wrote “Highlander did it better.” And third, I have never felt this bad watching Michael Caine in a movie …and I’ve watched Jaws 4.
So congratulations, The Last Witch Hunter. You definitely helped me put some other movies into perspective. You are most definitely one of the worst movies I’ve seen this year; go sit in room 101 with Fantastic Four and Pixels and think about what you’ve done.