The return of the pink panther.
what to remember from the old version ?
nothing but the theme music. taram pa pom. music for stalking ur ex. or current.
and yes, a tshirt with logo ’’the return of the pinch panther’’ - if you’re a bottom pinching bus romeo, u shud be wearing this. oh ho ho.
new version. hmmm.
steve martin and 50 frenchy ways to say iwannabuyahamburger = oh ho ho ho funny
a murder of a sports coach in paris, and a missing pink panther..that is a huge pink diamond called pink panther.
the story of a bumbling french detective whose main suspect is the window drapes.
and some vavoom curves called beyonce knowles. if even diamonds can have names, the curves deserve to be given separate title credits. so lets call her ’ahems’ imelda and francine.
the bumbler does get to solve the crime, in between accidentally knocking people out accidentally in all possible ways, and looking down on imelda and francine from time to time. like dumb and dumberer after a few cafe noirs.
high point is steve martin’s hammy french accent and fumbles. esp when he’s trying his ’gud cup bad cup’ routine on suspects.
low point is sad waste of jean reno and kevin kline. hope they at least got to do the da vinci walking tour of paris.
the secretary emily mortimer looks like cross between harry potter with her glasses and the heroine of the mummy movie with her innocence. very distracting.