M has millions of connotations. M is the most sought after factor. It has multitude of dimensions, it is something which can multiply and it is something which can get miniature. M can grow to the magnitude of Microsoft, M can make millions unite like in Mouthshut and M can merely be Many for Many. I initially thought M2M was meant to be Mouthshut 2 Mouhshut.I wondered because Someone can only do mouth2mouth like Kamal or mouth2mouth like Docs.(for resusciation ony) Here are series of M2M thatI could muster up with only to be enjoyed and not taken offensively or seriously and only to be inferred without misnomers.
Manmohan 2 Mushi
*Manmohan, ” Chalo, let me give you Kashmir ki Kali to peace you.
Mushi, ” I want Pakistan, not Kashmir ki Kali.
Manmohan, ” No. Its our India, you are crossing line of Control.
Mushi, ” No I am still yet to control Pakistan, I will come to Pakistan in India later.
Mantri(Minister) 2 Mantri(Minister) on Money2Money
*Mantri 1, ” Kitne Karod ka project nikala
Mantri 2, ” Upar ya Neeche. Tell me how to transfer this Money2Money
Mantri 1, ” Usko muje hawala kar do, my swiss bank me jama kar detha hun.
Mantri 2, ” chup re, There is tehelka everywhere after these mobile camera phones.
Menaka 2 Mayawati
*Menaka, ” These days, I am domesticating Monkeys
Mayawati, ” Now a days, I am domesticating Donkeys(Men politicians)
Man 2 Man
*Man 1, ” Do you prefer Bacardi Blast or Babe Blast
Man 2, ” No, I prefer blast on both.
Man 1, ” You know the lewd Sherawat is in Kamal’s Dasavatharam
Man 2, ” She will not be as loud as Himesh in the same movie.
Man 2 Machine
*Man, ” Achtung Baby, Come on Come on
Machine, ” Vrrrrr 0, 150 thud.
Mr2Mrs **at the Dinner
Mr, ” Your Rasagulla yesterday was yummy.
Mrs, ” I am tired.
Mrs2Mr** after he is back from Supermarket
Mrs, ” Where is Imli
Mr, ” I was in moods in Supermarket
Mrs, ” I asked for whisper
Mr, ” I thought you wanted diaper for our next baby.
Muscle Boy 2 Munna Bhai
*Muscle Boy, ” I shot a Chinkara, why jail for that.
Munna Bhai, ” But I had only arms, I did not shoot anyone. I am also behind bars. By the by, was it a practice to shoot A
Muscle Boy, ” Now it is AA, that is why.
Munna Bhai, ” No, its AAA and the media is watching em and us.
Muscle Boy, ” They are not allowing me to strip off in Jail.
Munna Bhai, ” Even Dada is not waving shirt, he is playing Cricket.
Media(Visual-Headless Lines Today)2 Media(Print-POI)
*Headless lines, ” Unfortunately, you cannot cover 15 minute glory for 24 hours.
POI, ” But we are covering 15 minute ecstasy every day.
Headless lines, ” We have the advantage of Breaking News
POI, ” What we do is MOCKING NEWS, we show the Page 3 on front and back and remaining 120 pages are merely Ads and Pics.
Mandir 2 Masjid
*Mandir, ” It is our birth right to be built in Ram’s birth place,
Masjid, ” That is why we are fasting for Ram a dhan.
Monica 2 Mandira
*Monica, ” My trials and tribulations are almost over. I am jubilant as my contract with Abu is over.
Mandira, ” Now I am signing contract with ICL players who have fared badly in World Cup. They are awe inspired by my couching skills.
Miss2 Miss
*Miss 1, ” Hey, Rani was awesome in Patiala Salwar in Lage chunari.
Miss 2, ”wowwww, she was gorgeous, I am going to try it.
Mami2 Mami**(Mami in tamil means Aunty) on their project on Mega serials
Mami 1, ” I cried like Hell when Radhika was jailed.
Mami2, ” I filled a Bucket when Devayani was jailed.
Mami 3, ” No I did not, my Suganya is a serial Killer.
Murali2Mcgrath
*Murali, “ How do you bowl the ball always at the same point?
Mcgrath, ” It is natural effort. How do you bowl the ball from different sides?
Murali, ” It is a natural defect.
Material2 Material
*Material 1, ” Earlier I used to last 15-30 years. Now I am not lasting even 1 year.
Material 2, ”Earlier we were man made. Now we are material made.
Mobile 2 Mobile
*Mobile 1, ” What are you doing?
Mobile 2, ” I am talking.
Mobile 1, ” How are you doing?
Mobile 2, ” Not so well, I am drained and discharged, I need to get admitted.
MMS2MMS
*MMS 1, ” I am still not 18.I get Bathroom clips.
MMS 2, ” I am already 80. I also get the same.
*Mp3 player2mpeg player
*mp3, ” I want to break the nose of Himesh
Mpeg, ” I can’t stand the pose of Abishek.
Last but not the least
*Mahashiv2Mahavishnu
*Mahashiv, ” Why are Humans living longer in this world?
Mahavishnu, ” I am not Human, I can only make them live, you make them dies.
Mahashiv, ” Let me curse them with carcinoma. You don’t stop their AIDS.
As there were 1 2 many, Member M2M are added in comments.
Disclaimer:- All the names mentioned above are fictitious and imaginary and are not meant to offend or irritate any individual person or organization.
Inferences drawn:-
In the world of everything instant from Mobile to mobile or e Mail or SMS, chat, scrap and crap, even MS management should think of making M2M instant or atleast within minutes if the M2M has to be scrutinized.
M2M being a communication tool should be used responsibly members and not to cause damage to others.
M2M should not be taken by M to beleaguer F and take undue advantage of the feature.
M2M can be used to remind someone to read a missed rev, but need not used as a publicity tool for the rev and ask for report cards for the same later.
Hope you enjoyed the multitude of M2Ms.If you come across any, do pour them in comments.
Thanks for reading.