Name something which is round and has a ho le in it.
Arnold Shivshankar: The disc of my weight lifting rod
M.Akhil Jaikishan: Yo! Buddy!1 My audio C.D.
Zaara: Veer’s wedding ring.
Steve Smart: Doughnuts.
Sardar Singh: Balle balle Polo bolo the mint with a holoye!
Appa Rao(guy at Chennai Railway station): Vadai.vadai.masssala vadai.masaaaala vadai.massssala vadai.
There are various such things but my favourite and one completely Indian is Vada - ok Vadai if thats how it is supposed to be called.(I don’t know much of Tamil.thanx to SS Music I know Kaadal means love and thanx to my Tamil friends I know Panni is pig and *Naayi is dog and as for other things.never mind) I wholly believe all the other ho le things are inspired from the Vada(no comments on this please). Getting to the point. Its made out of some kind of dal.
Steve Smart: What dal? Yaar! I’m just reviewing go check out some cooking website for that.’What dal’ .returning back then you fry it and eat. Hey! you can order it in a restruant also.
Steve Smart:Oh!
YA
:VADA FANS ASSOCIATION:
Steve Smart: WAD A association?
Vada fans association the important members are.
God: In south India we make vada for every festival - Diwali, Dussehra, Sankranti or whatever. A festival without a vada is conspicous like the ho le in the vada. So Lord Rama, Goddess Durga everybody love it and are true fans. My friend Alex gives it for Christmas. So even Jesus loves vada. Rahman gives it for Ramzan.so.even Allah loves vada.
Abdul Kalam: The president on his recent visit to Iceland asked the Icelanders(by Icelanders I meant the diplomats and State heads now don’t get ideas about Hagar the Horrible and his wife Helga) to eat vada. According to a PTI reporter he said, ’Eat Vada, its very nice, Also have Sambar you will love it. Its my favourite.’
:VADA FAMILY: The vada unlike idly - the yucky has a large family. There are at least 10 differnet members: 1)Ulundu vadai 2)Paruppu vadai 3)Medhu vadai 4)Onion vadai 5)Rasa vadai 6)Thaayi vada. .JUST ARRIVED 7)cabbage and carrot vadai
In MSian language, VERY USEFUL vadas
SOUTH- Medhu vadai and Thayir vadai
NORTH- Dahi vadai(in south eaten with sugar)
Medhu vadai in Mumbai restraunts is popular abd is eaten with several servings of sambar.
9)we can ask Mr.Kalam to recommend the Icelanders to make some frozen vadas also
10)Like the Polo guys have come up with Polo Hol es(the missing hol es as they claim) we can also try out a new product.
Product: Vadai Hol es
Caption: Wad A Hol e
Hey serious readers!
I said there 10 vadas but I missed out No.8 vada in the list above.
Now you scrolled up your eyes to check it out RIGHT?
Now you are laughing at yourself Right?
Steve Smart: WAD A IQ?
So thats the ho le in the vada.
*:Things to do with a Vada:
* 0)Play it on Onida CD player(he says it plays anything)
1)You can join 9-10 vada on a thread.wear it like garland and dance under the palm trees of Marina Beach in Chennai.
2)You can draw concentric circles in Geometry class.
3)You can act like Lord Vishnu with his Vishnu Chakra in the Drama class.
4)Not many people no this.
Steve Smart: Ohh. .eat Vada with Chicken curry its so yummy.
:Things not to do with a Vada:
1)Eating with a spoon. If the vada is hard and is soaked in sambar. The sambar might spill on your face.Daters Beware.and vada taste I don’t why doesn’t taste good with a spoon.hey lets eat Indian food atleast the Indian way.
2)SEETI BHAJANA: OK I now the Polo guys have come with the whistling thing. You don’t try this with vada.’coz it gets crushed between your teeth.
3)Don’t soak the vada too much in sambar it will dilute the taste.
P.S.: All you vada fans pool up money and give ME. I’m planning to start something like Mc.VADA or VADA HUT or VADA KING or something of that sort.
Steve Smart: I’ll make a ho le in the note(like vada) and give you. Smart!Very smart! IDIOT!
Thank you for reading my review
Regards
Sameer