I dared to see it too. Yes, Im a brave person. Really brave, I must say.
Yes I was VERY disappointed with the sex scenes. Considering Manisha stars in it, I was expecting A Badi Si Love Story. I went with my mom (HAHA) and after each sex-scene (if you can call kissing the heroines neck as sex!) I used to go like Thats it??? , and mom used to go like what else were you expecting to see?? . Ok people, since there isnt much to talk about the script , music , locales etc, Ill talk about the three sex scenes.
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1) Between Manisha HaathiChaap Koirala and Karan Lalluu Nath : Manisha is piss drunk, Karan Nath isnt. Its Manishas wedding anniversary eve and her husband is absent, so obviously she is horny. She comes down in the hotel lobby all dressed up in a blue saaree with fat dripping from every corner of her body. Desperate Karan Nath compliments her WOW, you are looking beautiful! , then this chipkoo guy forces her to celebrate her aniv-eve with him. They have champagne and she gets dead drunk in ONE GLASS!!! The hero takes her to her hotel room and she falls dhadaaaaaam on the bed in a weird pose .. it seemed like Aruna Raje directed Manisha to show her breasts as well as the ass. Now, Karan Horny Nath is obviously tempted .. so he starts kissing and touching her and she doesnt stop it. The sex scene consisted of hero kissing heroines lips, neck and stomach. That is Bollywood style sex, ladies and gentleman. Next shot -- Morning. Manisha crying, kaajal smeared all over, looking horrible ... something lik urmila in bhoot. No, Urmila looked much better.
2) Between Manisha and her husband. The guy who played Preity Zintas uncle in Dil Chahta Hai). Hmmm... I think Manisha enjoyed more with Karan Nath. Theres nothing much in this sex scene too. Just kissing, kissing, kissing. Oh, they talked a bit too I love you so much and stuff like that.. which seemed like they were forced to say it. It was irritating that the hangover of this particular sex-experience stays with the husband for the next one hour of the movie. He keeps repeating things like Kaisi hai meri kaatne wali, chillane wali , chabane wali biwi?, hahahahah!! The audience was laughing in the movie hall.
3) Between Karan Nath and his model girlfriend. Vvikram! You thought she looked good? She looks like a terrible porn star who is fat, dejected and depressed because of her sex life. In the sex scene, I dont know WHY did she have to go SO excited, she was moaning a lot - shrieky voice, constipated expressions ... all because the guy was kissing her neck? Anyway, poor girl ... the hero stops making out with her because he starts missing Manisha Aunty.
These are the only sex scenes in the movie.
Im itching to reveal the suspense of the movie... I wish I could do that but I dont want to spoil it for you, HAHA.