It’s been a while since I have written a review in the motorbike category? so here it is. What I am writing are some thoughts that pass through my head from time to time and are only opinions and not suggestions. I agree that the review title is ambiguous and may seem misleading, but I am sure that after reading my review you will feel that this topic cannot have a better title.
So without further ado, let me clarify the topic of the review: It?s about my favorite Indian bikes and the personality of the rider with which they blend in.
**1. BAJAJ PULSAR (DTSi and Mag wheels version):** The rider needs to have a height of around 5ft 8 inches or slightly more. He should be a bit muscular and have short to medium length of hair on his head. Preferably use a dark colored helmet with tinted visor. The appropriate outfit code could be Jeans, T-Shirts, light colored sneakers and Jacket (leather or otherwise).
**2. YAMAHA FAZER:** The rider should be lean/lanky (at least 6ft) and have chiseled facial features. He can have medium to long length of hair. However, hair (slightly curly or straight) till the shoulders would be perfect. The Best-suited outfit would be leather pants/dark jeans and black shoes with pointed tips. Helmet should match the color of the bike. And yes, if the rider is wearing regular pants, a long coat or jacket will be well suited.
**3. HONDA UNICORN:** The rider needs to look proportionate i.e. his height should match his appearance. I mean that if he is fat or on the fatter side? he better be tall (5ft 10 inches+ will do) and vice versa. He should also have short to medium hair. Suitable outfit could be jeans with sneakers or pants with leather shoes. The T-Shirt or shirt should ideally be lighter in color or shade than the jeans/pants. Helmet could be of lighter shade. Jackets will be fine too.
**4. HERO HONDA SPLENDOR (REGULAR AND SUPER):** This bike is perfect for guys below 5ft 8inches and who appear reasonable fit. The dress code is pretty flexible in this case; as this bike looks no-nonsense and sporty (I can?t explain why). Floaters, Sneakers, Jeans, Kurtas, T-Shirts, Shirts, regular pants etc? all seem to go well with this bike.
**5. BAJAJ DISCOVER:** This bike is truly for a master? I mean at least a master by age. Ok, ok? what I mean is, this bike is for 30+ guys who mean business. He should always wear regular pants and shirts (tucked inside) and black leather shoes. Height and weight of the rider really does not matter and any helmet (except the jazzy stickered ones) will be suitable.
**6. HERO HONDA KARIZMA:** This bike is the most personality sensitive one around. The rider needs to be at least 5ft 6 inches plus, be very fit and should ideally look below the age of 30. Any mismatch here and it would seem as if the rider is going through a mid-life crisis. Jeans, T-shirts and Jacket would be the ideal outfit combo. Other outfits and combinations may go well but it depends how well the rider carries it off.
**7. HERO HONDA CBZ (THE OLD ONE AND NOT THE STAR VERSION):** The CBZ is the sportiest looking of all bikes, so it?s ideal for a rider with an appearance of a sportsman- trim and athletic with well-defined muscles. The tennis jacket, tracksuit and sneakers seem to be the perfect combination. I think the helmet with golf ball craters and a medium sized duffel bag will go well.
PS: I do not currently own a bike, I do not work in the fashion industry and I am not gay.