The past few days, MS has hummed the worst of songs.read the most ridiculous of https://lyrics.and shattered the fool’s paradise of many a lyricist and music director who believed that they were doing a great job.
Come to think of it, they have done us a great favour!I was just sitting and listening to a couple of songs the other day and realised just how much we can learn, absorb, understand from these seemingly’nonsensical’ songs.
Hear them with fierce concentration and realise that they are teaching us a few very important lessons in life
# Lessons in learning how to drive: *
Pyaar ki gadhi tez chalao.accelerator ko dabao.
brake nahee lag rahee.chalte jaayen.nahee nahee ruko.lagaieee maine RED LIGHT!
The car of love, let’s race it.c’mon press the accelorator, ohh I don’t feel like braking.no no(the girl).I am showing you red light.STOP!
Sridevi and Jeetendra.we thank you.such a different way of teaching us traffic rules!
# Lessons in errr.to avoid censoring.cricket.:
Kal saaiyan ne aisee bowling karee,
ek over bhi mein jhel paaee nahin,
Teesre hi ball mein Out huii.
Yesterday, my lover bowled so well that I couldn’t even last one over.got out in the third ball!
Hey.ofcourse it’s cricket.she’s telling us how to play the slog overs and how to bowl them out!
# lessons in making excuses to leave the classroom:
soooosooooo aaiyaa hai.kya karen kya karen.soooosooo aaya hai
err.I want to take a leak(to put it delicately).
Akshay Kumar’s hapless expressions are worth it.bravo Sonali for teaching the kids this song and making the Khiladi give them a break!
# lessons in Indian family structure:(chal mere bhai)
meri baap ki biwi mujhe beta bole
mere baap ki beti mujhe bhaiaya bole
mere maa ka bhai mujhe bhanja bole.
mere bhai ki beti mujhe chacha bole
My father’s wife calls me son
My father’s daughter calls me brother
My mother’s brother calls me nephew
My brother’s daughter calls me uncle
Simple .right? just make your toddlers listen to this song and they’ll never forget the relationships and the hundreds of different names in the Indian family structure!
# Lessons in preventing pneumonia:(Hum tumhare hain sanam)
Gale mein lal tie.aur ek charpai.
takiye ek hum do.ek hi hai razai.
sardee kaise jaayegi?
.chumma de aur paas aa.sardi chali jaaegiii
Neck has red tie, we have only one cot, only one pillow, we are two in one quilt.we’ll catch chill.how will cold go?
simple - give a kiss and move closer!
Cold cold go away.come again another day!
#lessons in romancing:
tu meri chicken fry, tu meri fish fry.
tu mera pepsi cola.tu mera coca cola
Okayyy.bored of the usual honey bunny sweetie mush? Call your lover by these names and watch her go all hungry and grab you to go for a date!
#lessons in writing matrimonial ads:(Har dil jo pyaar karega)
ek garam chai ki pyaali ho
koi usko pilane vaali ho
chahe gori ho ya kaali ho.
Wanted: a girl who is like a hot cup of tea.she can be fair or dark.she should make it and give to me.I should be able to warm myself with her(comparison to tea.don’t be a pervert!)
# lessons in transfiguration: *
macchi ban jaaongi, sharaab ban jaaogi
aankhon mein band kar le, khwab ban jaaongi
Wanna know how to become a fish? alcohol? milk?cream?.or even a dream.this is the song for you.!
# lessons in showing affection:
aa paapiyyan jhappiyan paa le hum
ankhiyon ke pech ladale hum
dil mein hai khulbali.aa meri chulbali
khul ke karein pyaar hum!
come lets give each other hugs and kisses
let the screws of our eyes meet
my heart is excited, come my little naughty girl
let’s love each other!
Take tips from this.so loving!
# lessons in commitment:(mr and mrs khiladi)
jab tak rahega samose mein aloo.
tera rahoonga main shaloo.
till samosa has potato in it.I will be yours.
such a strong sense of commitment.where are these men?
#lessons in flirting::(yash)
subah subah jab khdiki khole,
baajoo vaali ladki haaye,
dil mera bole hello how are you.
Ok, now what about that lovely neighbour you have had your eyes on?.sing this song.
every morning I open window, see the girl next door.
heart says’hello.how are you’.
ofcourse the lady does fall for him .but you have to listen to the entire song for the methodology!
#lessons in male chauvinism::(mother 98)
biwi hai cheez sajawat ki.
The gist of this song is about how a wife is meant for decoration and showing off.less said the better.!
#lessons in diversity of India::(hero no 1)
UP vaala thumka lagaaoon.
dilli vaala band bajaaoon
MP vaala latka dikhaaoon
I love this song.never knew that UP was known for its thumkas.Mp for its Latkas, delhi for its Bands .every state is covered in this song.good lesson in’culture of india’
#Lessons in female ornaments:
tarara tarara tarara taraooo.kahaan se karron mein pyaar shuru
kaheen pai he kaajal, kaheen ghungroo.
where do I start loving you.somewhere you are covered with Kohl, somewhere with anklets.somwhere with clothes, somewhere with neclace.
So now you know what we like to wear!
#lessons in Indian tourism **:
Jaipur se nikli gadhi, dilli pahunche halle halle
A one stop tourism song for all the places you will visit if you sit in train from jaipur to delhi!
#lessons in .well.knowing the poshest things!:(chor machaye shor)
tum tata ho ya birla.raho carter road ya irla.
Par mujhpe tumhara dil hai.mera dil bhi PALI HILL hai?
Whether you are a TATA or a BIRLA, living in Carter road or Irla.you have my hear.and my heart is like a house on PAli hill!
err.what was that again?
A couple of songs which I just couldn’t ignore:
# Chatt pe khadha hai behnoi, mein tame samajh kar chali gayi.mujhko ranaji maaf karna.(karan arjun)
What an utterly charming way of apologising!
# Aaja Aaja
Anil Kapoor wanting .err.intimate physical contact with Rambha in gharwali baharwali.and letting her know it quite explicitly!
# * Main laila laila chilaaonga kurta phaadh ke*(anari no 1):
talk about losing your clothes in love!
# * phaenk hawaa mein ek chumma main catch kar loon*(ram jaane>:
Throw a kiss in the air and I’ll catch it
Your love and my love.I’ll match it.
Write a cheque in my name.i’ll cash it!
finally.dedicated to the Shahrukh Hating MS members.one song of his which I managed to include in this list.
Guaranteed to get people begging you to shut up.
Bravo! How imaginative.how creative.how .how.
HOW MUCH OF GIBBERISH?
p.s: I have tried not to include most of the songs which have been mentioned before.
p.p.s: this review is dedicated to ramesh bhai, the driver of our college’s van without whose awesome music collection which we are forced to listen to, I would have never heard or remembered half these songs
p.p.s: I actually love some of them.!pure mindless enjoyment