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Today is the auspicious occasion of the ’U.B.C * awards 1985-2003’ sponsored by Priyanka groups and co.pvt lim.
There are no specific timings for these awards and entry is free.
All you have to do is log on to https://mouthshut.com when you are free.Please come in your best attire and mindset.
Don’t miss this chance!
U.B.C = Unforgettable Bollywood characters.
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Welcome! Welcome! ladies and gentlemen...today’s grand show will be hosted by Priyanka {thunders of claps! claps claps....!!}
Over to you Priyanka ...
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<Priyanka >: Good evening /afternoon/morning everyone...As a president of Priyanka groups and co.it’s my pleasure to host the show...Without further delay, I’ll straight head towards the awards section. Please make it a point to check in your free passes for the rules and regulations.
Mrs. Chopra { an imaginary character}checked her pass on which the following was printed:
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Priyanka groups and co.pvt lim.are giving the awards purely on the president’s choice.The honorary president has lived on earth for 17 years from 1985 onwards and has watched very few movies since then.So all the awards are on this rich 17 years experience and personal likes and dislikes.If someone doesn’t get an award that doesn’t mean his/her character was not good.
We Highly appreciate your presence and hope you enjoy the show!
#Song performances are there but you have to visualize them on your own....
Mr.Chopra{an imaginary character} nodded his head and relaxed on his seat , all excited...
<Priyanka:> Okay...okay... let’s begin with the nominations for the best character in the mother’s role ...err...sorry to inform that there are no nominations...only awards ...why to dissapoint the non winning nominations...hehe{ some nod with agreement...few others sigh asumming that it was a bad attempt at humour}
Okay, the award goes to...to ..to ...any guesses ... may I congratulate the mother of ’Mother India’.Please come on stage and speak a few words.{rocky (an imaginary character ) sighs worrying how many minutes will these few words last.}
The next award goes to Miss.world Aishwariya Rai for her splendid character in HDDCS...
<Aishwariya:>I’m so glad for...I thank....{100 words here}
My character is of a young , beautiful village girl .She initially falls in love with a ’shirtless’ Indian-Italian
but is forcefully married to another Indian-Indian.Her husband , on learning of her affair , decides to take her to Italy.But in this trip she realises the importance of ’giving up for love’ and grows fond of her husband who cares tons for her.The character symbolises the beauty of her blooming from an immature girl to a responsible woman.
The following award is given to Amrish Puri for his character in Mr.India ...
<Amrish :>Bogambo khush hua! {crowd cheers ...whoa...!}In this film , I was given the character of Bogambo the meany, cruel villian.This film appealed to all due it’s concept of ’triump of good over bad’.My character symbolised the bad without which no good would have got the opportunity to triump.
I feel I have succeeded in being labelled as one of the unforgettable characters of bollywood.My sincere thanks to ...{10 words more}
<Priyanka:>Now for a splendid performance by ...by...join your hands together for singer of sweet songs...
’Altaf Raja’ { groans and moans...fill the crowd...Priyanka stands embarrased with a sweet artificial smile...rocky and group throws tomatoes and eggs on stage}
Mrs.Chopra says to Mr.Chopra :shh....he’s singing...let me doze now...
<Priyanka:> After an ’entertaining’ break we return to our next in the awards section ...the best children award goes to...goes to....
Kajol and Kajol in the movie ’Kuch khatti Kuch methi’...
{Ajay devgan claps vigorously...If not me...atleast my wifey...}
<Kajol:>I am so glad ...I had a double role in this movie in which I play both the twins.Our parents have been seperated but we are the ones who bring them together .We are the ones who depict true love for parents and fight against all odds to knit our family together.Hence I feel that these characters deserve all praises .Namaste and God bless!
<Priyanka:> In the next category we have the best dad...and the ’poppy dear’ award goes to Aamir Khan in ’Akele hum Akele tum’ ........
err...Aamir khan is not present so may I take the award on his behalf ?...
In this movie he has played the role of an unsuccessful husband but a great father.When his wife happens to leave the house he takes all the required care of his son .He is the one who strives to keep his loving child with him and fights court orders despite his meagre salary.In the end it his love for his son that brings his wife back home.
Now...now let’s invite the chief guest of the ceremony to speak a few words and thanksgiving...
Everything blacks out in front of Mr.Chopra’s eyes...little does he realise that rocky and his group have done all damage to the stage...the chief guest is moaning with pain as he gets what he deserved for not being the deserving chief guest...
so who was the chief guest?
none other than...Hon. Laloo Prasad Yadav...
Thus the U.G.C 1985-2003 awards flopped miserably and hence these awards didn’t flash on page 3 of Bombay times.
But do let me know in the comments section if this review survived or not.
Thanks.
Priyanka{Priyanka groups and co.pvt.lim}