Chubby cheeks
Dimple chin
Rosy lips
Teeth within
Eyes so blue
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goes that lovely nursery rhyme! And these days, every little girl singing it dreams big of making it as Ms. Universe someday. Err.. totally off the point, but I have to say this.. as a little kid whenever I sang this song, I wished to join the circus someday and become a clown there [and hmm... I guess I did make it at that, although the circus part has not come true :-)]
Coming back to the point, for the rest of your body make-up you can blame (or in rare cases praise) your heredity tree, but the ’’Rosy Lips’’ part is very much in your hands (figuratively speaking that is) and for that RJ recommends the Vaseline Lip Care (referred as VLC henceforth).
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Vaseline Lip Care is an altered version of the regular Vaseline jelly, only this one comes in small-sized cute plastic squeeze-me-tubes of 10g each and costs Rs.15 per tube.It’s specially formulated for moisturizing purpose and very effective on chapped lips. Mildly odoured but with no extra taste, this translucent pale white jelly is non-sticky and light. This is a trusted product from good old Hindustan Lever Ltd., but with a caution not to be used for kids under age 3.
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Imagine a situation where your friend has set you on a blind date and has been going on and on about this particular hot dude/ dudette. You are so eagerly looking forward for the evening and your pristine self is dressed to kill, all complete with suave and hip looks. You meet the chick/ hunk.. And.. what’s this we hear, a blood-curdling scream?.. She/ he mistook you to be the re-incarnation of Dracula/ vampire of C-grade Ramsey Brother movies?! But friend, with those bleeding and chapped lips you look every inch of the junior-artist-extra who plays the role of a blood-sucking bat in those movies. If only you had that magic VLC with you! With VLC for help, the Date in all probabilities will end up so wonderfully that you will be doing a lot more with your lips than just to smile or talk ;-)
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Though mainly used in winters for its healing properties, Vaseline Lip Care is an all season, all gender and carry-all-the-time cream. Definitely an added advantage in any regular make-up kit for that ’’natural’’ looks effect. Regular application gives you soft and moistened rosy lips. It’s a great substitute for the usual Lipsticks and other gloss, to keep your lips looking attractive the healthy way (and I vouch for it :-))
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Ok, the before mentioned state of affairs sounded too exaggerated and hyper-twisted. Let us go in for a professional situation this time. There is this particularly important meeting where you are going to convince your client to shell out another million dollars for the extended phase of your association (in other words, for the goof-ups your team has already created and the time that you need to sort it out). Yet again you are all dressed up in your impressive best. The total look is extremely sophisticated and debonair with every hair on the head in its perfect place. But alas, your chapped lips are such a sorry tale that they could be easily replaced for sandpapers in whitewashing. And if you went rolling or popping your tongue over your lips all the time during the meeting, the chances of you bagging the contract is very less compared to the complete whitewash that your client will give your company. In such cases, all you need is a dash of VLC gently rubbed in just before those meetings and viola, you will be the envy of Mona Lisa and smiling away to glory having made the perfect bakra of your clientele. Ok, the above situation also sounds overly convoluted now.
But the gist of all the stories: VLC makes a difference in no second at all and gives you that Million-dollar smile instantly.
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The other close competitors of VLC are Lip Guard and Lip Soft, both obnoxiously odoured creams manufactured under different laboratories (especially the latter which every bit looks like a dubious product of a suspicious company that makes tall claims of being a Biocare product). But when it comes to quality, effectiveness and pleasing factors, nothing can beat VLC.
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Well, we all know how important Lips are. Lips can smile :-) And Smile enhances the beauty, charm and one’s persona :-) And Smiling is only the second best thing that lips can do ;-) And as for the first, I am sure you already know very well :-)So to take care of your lips and that precious smile, apply VLC as and when you wish to. The feeling is always nice and soothing and guaranteed that your lips will be soft, smooth and rosy.
And if you are wondering why on Earth is RJ harping so much and what in the first place made her write this stupid review, I redirect your questions to David and Flora, who call you in the late evenings, and one minute you hear them arguing as to who should speak first and another minute you hear all kinda strange noises and sounds that will remind you of some unparalleled romantic mushy movie. LOL.
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This review is dedicated to Davieboy (davieboy) and Floragirl(Flora009) for all the right and wrong reasons ;-)