Go to the cockpit and come back, shouting ‘ Isn’t a pilot supposed to be there?’ Speak non-stop in Urdu/Arabic and mention the word ‘boom’ a few times. Poke the person sleeping next to you, when they notice pretend to sleep, after they sleep again, poke again! Take a stethoscope and listen to t read more...

Set an annoying ring tone in your phone and make it ring non-stop. . Break the suspense by shouting what happens next. . During a love sequence, cover the eyes of the person sitting in front of you. . Laugh out really loud when there is silence. . Take 3D glasses with you even in a 2D film read more...

Call centre jobs: people wonder why they r paid so much.............for just being on the phone. Take a look: Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see read more...

Bollywood is a very popular film industry and is as popular as Hollywood and is known all over India. They make the worst films in the world. A film is released every 15 minutes. There are no topics in Bollywod movies except for stupid love stories in which uncultured, undisciplined actresses dance read more...

At minus 5C, the cold is quite refreshing and a light hat and scarf are all that’s required to keep warm. At minus 20C, the moisture in your nostrils freezes, and the cold air starts making it difficult not to cough. At minus 35C, the air will cold enough to numb exposed skin quickly, making fr read more...

Here are the Top 22 things and Indian do/tries to do when he/she returns from the "United States of America"..... 22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes. 21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel. 20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious. 19. Sprays deo such read more...

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and read more...

Statement: "I’m a Romantic." True Meaning: "I’m poor." Statement: "You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared about." True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn’t rejected me." Statement: "I really want to get to know you better." True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends ab read more...

I realize that Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, but there is something at Disneyland that everyone is unhappy with: long lines to the rides. Fortunately, Disney is “on this”. According to my Source, there is some sort of command center located underneath Cinderella’s castle that has figure read more...

We know that Sony has decided to revolutionize the way TV works this year at CES by integrating even more of the Internet inside, but what happens when you are still rocking to an old school TV and decide to go against the grain by not upgrading your TV once every couple of years? That’s what the Te read more...

Ever wished that you could one day just drop your dreary, everyday work and be someone else completely? That’s what the Cockpit Flight Simulator is all about, giving flight simulator fans the chance to live out their dreams in the most realistic manner possible, all without heading off to the neares read more...

If you look at automobiles eighty or so years ago, you’ll find that they were all box-like and monochromatic. Compare that to the cars of today, which can be very curvaceous and colorful. Just imagine what cars will look like 100 years from now! This is what engineer Peter Maskus has attempted to do read more...

Want to get some portable gaming time under your belt? You can do so with a fair number of devices which are in the market already, among them the iPod touch, iPhone even, the Nintendo DSi as well as the Sony PSP. Well, to make sure that Sony has got your back covered with the latest and greatest, t read more...

It looks like BMW is imagining some other type of future where the single human is the primary form of transportation. Apparently, the future is like that of Rollerball, but without the bloodsport. Everyone is rollerblading, but their boots have these ball-bearing soles that are hopefully retractabl read more...

I think that we all know that most of the technology that we see on that CSI show is more advanced than actual forensic science or, in some cases, just plain non-existent. However, some researchers in Scotland have just discovered some new techniques that could crack a case on the next episode of CS read more...