Saddam Hussein visits God and asks him: " God, When shall I see the defeat of USA? "

God replies:" Son, you will not see it in your lifetime."

Hearing this, Saddam Hussein starts crying and goes away.

Gen. Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: " God, when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan."

God replies:" Son, you will not see it in your lifetime".

Hearing this, Gen. Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.

Laloo Yadav visits God and asks him:" God when shall I see Bihar becoming a prosperous and happy state ?"

Hearing this, God starts crying.

Laloo is astounded and asks:" God, why are you crying? "

God replies:" Son, I will not see it in my lifetime."