Recently the father of physics made a visit to earth to watch a movie. He watched few Indian movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In movie Mithun Chakraborty is confronted with 2 gangsters. Mithun Chakraborty has a gun but unfortunately one bullet. Guess, what he does! He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then Mithunda utters the dialogue, "Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Cheeraa."

A gangster chases Mithun Chakraborty. Mithunda has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah! Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Mithun Chakraborty opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang! The gangster dies!

This was too much for our Newton to take. He decided to go back. But he happened to see a Rajnikant movie for one last time and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.

The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The climax finally arrives. Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high it was that Rajnikant couldn't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajnikant has to kill the villain because its the climax. Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton faints !!!