Its

that time of the day again where you are glued to the clock but it

hardly seems to tick by.. its as slow as a snail if not slower! so here

i am, with a few one liners to keep you all fresh, alive and kicking.... Njoi

• YOUR

SMILE

Never frown, even when you are sad, because

you never know who is falling in love with

your smile.

• YOU CAN'T...

The worst way to miss someone is to be

sitting right beside them knowing you can't

have them.

• BEAUTIFUL MOON

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful...

I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at

the moon again.. ;)

• TYPE OF EGGS

There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan,

Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person

readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw =

chun dan & if angry = ben dan.

• MEN!

Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual

cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how

all problems begin with MEN!

• FRIENDSHIP MEANS...

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a

lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U

jump out of d window.. I look down n then..

I laugh again.. hahaha

• Hard

work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

• Hw

do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r

• What

u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call

him, he ain't gonna come

• Crime

doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

• Q:

Why did the blond get fired from the banana

plantation?

A:

Because she threw out all the bent ones

• The

secret to success is knowing who to blame for

your failures.

• Mercedes

Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual

arousal in women ( I so agreee with this, dunno why though! Z.)

• Born

Free........Taxed to Death

I guess this much is enough to get yourself back from boredom..

Am up and how after reading 'em!