I've noticed that around this time of the day it gets quite boring with nothing to do except work work and more work.. Also it gets realli hot outside so makes it even more boring to step out.. So I decided to cool you all down with some jokes... Njoi!

• One day a bus gets an accident which were filled up with some sardarjis.Then one of the Saradarji starts to cry very loudly saying I have lost my hand, I have lost my hand…After the accident one of the survived sardarji says to him, “why

are you crying control yourself, don’t cry, see that man has lost his

head but he hasn’t utter even a single word, how silent he is…

• A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a sardar standing

in the middle of a huge field of grass.He pulls the car over to the

side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing

nothing, looking at nothing.The man gets out of the car, walks all the

way out to the sardar and asks him, “Ah excuse me sir, but what are you

doing?”Santa replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”"How?” asks the

man, puzzled.”Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are

out standing in their field.”

• Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes

it.Wife observes the whole episode.Again he comes and does the same

stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?Sardar replies: Doctor told to

check sugar level regularly.

• There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from a

plane.Ten were sardar, and one was a girl. They all decided that one

person should get off because if they didn?t, then the rope would break

and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally

the girl said, “I’ll get off.”After a really touching speech from the

girl saying she would get off, all of the sardar started Clapping.

• The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300

days, he wouldlose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called

the doctor to report he had lost the weight,but he had a

problem.”What’s the problem?” asked the doctor.I’m 2400 kms from home.

• The judge read the charges, then asked: Are you the defendant in this

case?No, your honor,” replied Banta, “I’ve got a lawyer to do the

defending. I’m the person who done it.

Santa: Wow Banta, Where did you get the cycle, from? Banta: I was

walking on the highway when a beautiful lady came in this cycle and

asked me -”want a ride Mr. Singh?” I hopped in, and she took me to the

woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me

“Mr. Singh. take anything” Santa is quite excited and asks “What did

you do Santa?” Banta: I took the cycle. Santa: good show - you wouldn?t

have fit into her clothes!