A fart is a pleasant thing; it gives the belly ease

It warms the bed in winter, and suffocates the fleas

A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud

Some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud

A fart can be short, a fart can be long

Some have been known to sound like a song

A fart can create a most curious medley

Some masquerade as being silent

While others are plain deadly

Some may not smell, some are vile

A fart may pass quickly or linger a while...

A fart can occur in a number of places

And leave everyone with a strange look on their faces!

From wide open prairies to small elevators

A fart will find all of us sooner or later.