Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?

A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

A: Who cares?????.. ...

Q: What did God say after he created man?

A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?

A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?

A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?

A: Opposites attract.