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Amul Shakti

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Amul Shakti
Dhananjay Malhotra@dhananjay_malhotra
Jun 22, 2005 09:44 PM, 7679 Views
(Updated Jun 22, 2005)
Takat Ka Superhit Formula

All the weak and thin people will add me to their trust list after this review because I am going to suggest them such a great energizing health tonic that you will be so happy that you will kiss me in happiness. And that health drink is none other than my favourite Amul Shakti.


It is not only very very tasty tasty and very very yummy yummy but the main point is that it is also very healthy for your body, mind and heart. Pehle I was very thin and skinny, so I could not go for date openly with my girlfriend Muskaan, because if some goonda mawali people eve teased her and I tried to stop them they would beat me up.


Then my chachi brought Amul Shakti for me and I started drinking its 4-5 glass daily and in one week I was feeling very strong like WWE wrestler Undertaker. Do you know I got so much energy that I even painted the whole house with the orange colour since I was wearing orange trouser at that time. Later papa got very angry with me since he hates orange colour and gave me 3-4 slaps, but do you know I had become so strong with Amul shakti that even his slaps did not give me much pain and I kept laughing.


So, Amul Shakti is very useful for those students also who do not do homework and get bad marks in exams, so that they can tolerate the slaps of teachers and parents.


And do you know now I go to date with Muskaan very regularly. We eat orange bar and candifloss their in the garden. And if any goonda mawali tries to look at her I beat him so hard because of the energy I have with Amul Shakti. I would like to tell Sakshi, that my dear sister drink Amul shakti too other than learning Karate, then you can defeat all the goonda mawali people like I have defeated them.


The milk comes in four flavours – rose, coffee, kaiser and elaichi. I want to tell all young guys to stop wasting their money and time in drinking stupid drinks like pepsi and coca cola and shifting over to Amul Shakti. One advantage that I have is that Amul Shakti 200 ml bottole is prices Rs 8 in Gujrat while outside Gujrat it is Rs.10. So just like surf excel ad, 2 bucket pani ab rozana hai bachana… I save Rs 2 daily to buy an orange bar.


I would also like to thank all the cows, buffalos and goats of our country for giving us so much precious milk of yours. Without your milk we would not have powerful pehelvans like Dara Singh, Sunny Deol and now me in our country. Giving milk is a very noble act and that is why I want to tell everyone not to consider breast-feeding adult activity. It is very useful for mother and the kid health wise.


And please do not listen to the rubbish of Meneka Gandhi who says doodh mat peeo. Please drink the milk it is very healthy and very natural. Mere babuji kehte hain ke usme bahut sare proteins aur minerals hote hain who help us in full growth of our body.


Only bad thing about Amul Shakti is that it has to share the name Shakti with a bad man shakti kapoor who is a specialist in casting couch. I hate him. He spoiling life of so many young cute innocent girls. That is why I scolded Muskaan when she said she want to join film industry. It is full of goonda mawalis and she will not join it. That is my final decision.

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