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BOLLYWOOD BEAUTIES AND MOUTHSHUT HUSBANDS
Reviewed Five Most Beautiful Indian Actresses
Warning This review is written in a humours way and should be taken in a light way. Bole toh Happy Diwali to all the bhai log. Khoob patakhe chalao, khoob mitharead more...
We Banged Them! We Banged Them Hard!
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Reviewed Sri Lanka Cricket Team
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Mujhe Neend Naa Aaye...
Reviewed Dealing with Sleeplessness
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Phoolon Ka Taroan Ka, Sabka Kehna Hai...
Reviewed Choosing Gifts for a Sister
*Warning: This review is dedicated to my sweet sister Sakshi and all the brothers who love their sisters. Those who don?t love and respect their sisters are reqread more...
MOST HANDSOME MEN ON MOUTHSHUT AND BOLLYWOOD
Reviewed Five Most Handsome Actors of Bollywood
*Warning This review is written in a light way and should be taken in a laughter way. The review by no means is an indication of the writer’s homosexual desiresread more...
MasT Songs for the MasT MSIANS
Reviewed Five Hindi Songs I Would Sing for my Beloved
Love is like bhagwan ka prasad. It should not be limited to one person. Usse to kayee logon mein baant dena chahiye. So I wont sing songs just for my one beloveread more...
HOT MOUTHSHUT COUPLES IN A HOT LUX AD
Reviewed Lux International 'Shahrukh Khan' commercial
Warning Like last review take this review in a light hearted way as it is written in humourous way. What happens in this ad? Shahrukh bathing in a bath tub withread more...
Hottest Couples On Mouthshut
Reviewed General Thoughts About MouthShut
General Thoughts About Mouthshut(This review is written in a humorous way and should be taken light hearted) My general thoughts about Mouthshut are that it is read more...
BURNING OF RAVAN - STUPIDITY PERSONIFIED
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Reviewed Ramayan Cartoon
Ramayan is a pretty good serial from which we can learn many things. Those who don’t know its story. There are two brothers Ram and Laxman. Sita is Ramread more...
On and OFF Screen!
Reviewed Skin Show by Indian Actresses
Through this review I want to know why we are pulling our hair over skin show by Indian actresses? Get one thing clear, no Bollywood actress is Sati Savitri so read more...
Takat Ka Superhit Formula
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Reviewed Amul Shakti
All the weak and thin people will add me to their trust list after this review because I am going to suggest them such a great energizing health tonic that you read more...
Mera Favourite Sabun
Reviewed Doy Soap
Have you all people seen the movie Raincoat? I saw it with Muskaan on Valentines Day. Usme ek dialogue tha, “Bathroom mein rote waqt shower on kar dena chread more...
Extremely Disappointed with Skinsii's Service
Reviewed Skinnsi
I am beyond frustrated with the ongoing issues I have experienced with Skinsii’s laser hair removal service. Over the course of my treatment, Ive faced conread more...
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Pretty Scientist, your title is so true. After going beyond the comfort zone we realize the true value of our comfort zone. I realized this thing on my birthday. Actually I am used to wearing big dhaaridar kaacha under my pant. But my girlfriend wanted me to be modern so she gifted me two tight read more...
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Please dont get too excited. Jo karna ho India kee badti population ko dhyan mein rakh kar karna. ;-) Bye, Dhananjay.
Hum dono great hain isliye hamein mirzain mili. You enjoy your mirza and I will enjoy my mirza. But enjoy in closed room varna kahin hamari mms na aa jaye market mein. Bye, Dhananjay.
Lagta hai you have a fetish for bong babes. I would give you the role of Kamal Hassan in remake of Hey Ram. Bye, Dhananjay.
Why are you jealous? You have got the ultimate atom bomb! Ab ghar jaa ke so jao chain kee neend. Aur doodh peena mat bhoolna. ;-) Bye, Dhananjay.
Rani sent me an email that she is very satisfied with you. We all are proud of you for satisfying her basic needs. Bye, Dhananjay.
Pretty scientist. I had asked you did you like your partner, but since you didnt repky mujhse aisa laga that you are not happy with King. So gifted him to Mallika. Doesn't matter, maybe Mallika will soon divorce him since she can't be satisfied with just one guy. :-p Bye, Dhananjay.
Mallika - Criminal is anyday better than Emraan - Mallika. I am imagining Criminal singing bheegey honth for mallika. Bye, Dhananjay.
Dhanyavad. Aapke leye kis adakara ko pesh kiya jaye? ;-) Bye, Dhananjay.
Ooooonveeeyen (thats the sound I make while crying). Mela plevious levu delete kar diya... mummmmmy. Ooonveyen oonveyen. Bye, Dhananjay.
Yeah Shilpa maybe attempted again, but you have to stop that from happening by making her too hot to handle. I know no one can do perseverance with a wife like Shilpa and saali like Shamita. ;-) Bye, Dhananjay.
Ali has fantastic taste. Kareena is such a damn beauty that one can lick her all day. Bye, Dhananjay.
Yea soon I am taking over shaadi dot com. When Abhi and Saif will send their resumes I will show them your profile as perfect match. Bye, Dhananjay.
Taaaaaliyan to Shalini for being first to comment! You can also read my review on general thoughts about MS and then you will get a better knowledge of my ability as a matchmaker. Hahaha. So who was your fav jodi? You did not vote. :-( Bye, Dhananjay.
Arey bhaiya kahan theey itne din? Bahut miss kiya tumhe. Aaao Aao, vapas aa jao. Bye, Dhananjay.
If the results change then I will criticise the Indian team. I am a tough and solid critic. Bye, Dhananjay.
Sri Lankans are definitely good for nothing. They all should jump together in Indian ocean and commit suicide. Bye, Dhananjay.
In India, Cricket is not just a game. It is a religin. It is a war. Bye, Dhananjay.
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