“Britannia” is the only Premier Food Company offering a multiple range of biscuits suitable to the tastes of right from a toothless baby to a tooth-less (??) adult ! Some of the excellent varieties of biscuits of Britannia include :
•Milk Bikis : Rich in the taste of milk, these crusty bikis are everyone’s favourite!
•Coconut Crunchies : With the Parsi Baba walking on the Sea Shore TV Ad publicizing these delightful coconut crunchies, these are also the greatest hits in the market.
•50-50 : ~ ~ “Soft Britannia 50-50 very very tasty tasty” ~ ~ yes, these soft sweet + salt biscuits with holes are the first of its kind !
•Good Day : “Have a Good Day ……. Good Day!!” … with this mesmerizing song chiming incessantly in our ears, these nutty crispy biscuits rich in butter, cashew, badam & pista flavours are the forever love of so many ….. of course including me !!
•Cheese Crackers & Time Pass are partly salty biscuits best suited to the bitter-taste lovers…
•Bourbon : These rectangular two layered biscuits with yummy dark chocolate cream in between though over-sweet are the most-wanted bikis of babies to adults !
•Little Hearts & Nice Time with sugar toppings are really my sweet-hearts !!
•Marie & Maska Chaska are also not too-sweet, not-salty natural biscuits & best during tea-time !
Now coming on to our delightful JimJam, let us move on to the great website “ http://www.jimjam-jaya.com”, which offers a great deal of minute details about ‘Britannia JimJam Biscuits’ spoken out by JimJam himself :
http://www. JimJam-Jaya.com
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……. ‘Britannia JimJam’, ~ ~ “Jam jama jam jama jam jama…” ~ ~ coming singing loudly .. hey very loudly that our ears are tormented by the piercing noise …….
Wanna know the Meaning of my Name ?
“A delightful cream amid marvelously toasted two-layered crispy crunchy brown coloured biscuits with thick jelly squeezy jam”… I was named ‘Jam’ by my parents but I have changed it to JimJam as per numerology (true reason being my girl friend ‘Jim’!)
My Flavors :
My parents have made me to come in Flying Colours in luscious pineapple, outstanding orange, sweet strawberry & viny vanilla cream flavors.
My Family :
I proudly belong to the successful Britannia family, the premier food company. Launched about a year ago, I’ve been one of the largest selling biscuits of Britannia next to my intensely yummy Good Day & Bourbon brothers.
I contain :
I am made up of the usual ingredients viz., Flour, Cream sugar, Butter, Marmalade, Preserves etc. …… but then, how do you expect me to reveal my special modes of preparation ?
How to eat me ?
Listen to these steps carefully… OK ….. Come on, Let’s start……
•First close your eyes and forget your environment
•Remove my glitzy shiny tikki wrapper
•Grasp me in your smooth hands like a newborn baby
•Kiss me exactly in the middle (I mean on the Jam yaar, what else you thought ?? !!)
•Start licking on the middle portion (again on the Jam only I mean) slowly and carefully
•Now still with your eyes closed, relish the squeezy jelly-jam … hey, don’t stop licking until the red-coloured jam dissolves completely in your tongue
•Well, now carefully open me and do you find the crème in between ?
•Start licking the crème slowly and charily until you are satisfied
•Now what else would you have while you have already finished the major portions – yeah, just the biscuit portion ! Start biting the crisp biscuits and eat me bit by bit !!
I can now see the Ecstatic You !! So, my job is over now !
Hey, what is this paper on my table .. lemmee just read it, it looks like a love-letter in the handwriting of my brother Bourbon ……
= = = Dear Marie, = = =
Yesterday was a Good Day.
Our meeting was Truly Nice.
Though I was in 50-50 mind to see you, the meeting and the Treat were good.
The Hide and Seek game we had played was really memorable.
If I had not met you, probably my Little Heart would have burst.
But this occasion gave me a great Boost to make me feel like seeing you again and again.
Like a Tiger I will grab you if anybody comes between us.
Yours,
= = = Bourbon = = =
It’s the right time to catch my brother Bourbon red-handed and ask him for a ‘Treat’ !!!
Bye Bye,
Forever Yours,
‘JimJam’
P.S.: Pls. don’t call me just Jim or Jam ‘cause Jim & I never desire to part with each other !!
http://www. JimJam-Jaya.com
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Hey….. where are you all running….. to grab a packet of ‘JimJam’ and relish its ecstatic pleasure ?
Love,
Jaya
P.S.:
1) This is just a get-off from the monotonous serious ones….. not meant to offend anything or anyone
2) The ‘Love Letter’ is some popular forwarded mail from an unknown origin