Dear Lil Bebo,
I am sorry I couldn’t reply immediately your lovely letter. By co-incidence I was in Champapur shooting for Champapur ki Phoolan – you know bebo, it’s a different role I am doing this time (more later on phone…).
Yes my dear sis, I too would have loved to essay the role of your elder sister Champa with you in Chameli. I also had thought of asking our mom too take part in the movie – she would play our mom in the movie too; we both would lovingly then call her Anarkali. Sad neither Alant Balani nor Sudhir Mishra share our vision.
Anyway, I cannot help it bebo, I have to tell you this ... , you know I really play real strong role in Champapur ki Phulan – even more stronger than Shakthi. I actually fall in love, and then take revenge on people who kill my husband! Isn’t that an author-backed role? I hope to win the Filmfare next year with it – I will push them for Oscars too; however rest assured Sis, if you come up with a better movie then we will make way for you.
Yes, I know your role required quite a lot of preparation. I must admit you are very brave to actually drive in a car through Kamathipura. Such guts and devotion to role? Tabu? Who is she – pay no attention to her. You did the right thing – I just have one question little sis – I wish you had worn a yellow sari with green blouse. That would have made you look more sluty. I am proud that you look more beautiful and innocent than I could have played in Raja Hindustani – kudos. Your look is simply amazing – where did you go for make up?
You really look classy I must say – I wish you had used violet lipstick instead. In addition to Siberia, you could also give a princess of Malaya, Timbuktu, and Jumritalaya a run for their money!
I loved the way you walk in the movie – what gait, what grace! And you also got to sing songs! Isn’t that great – you have uplifted the women from the downtrodden! Not only have you contributed in social upliftment of oppressed women in Kamathipura, but you have shown such a gamut of emotions these women possess! I am truly inspired.
Such lavish looks my darling – I am sure Kamathipura will now be next on Tourism list. I am proud of you – for your sincere efforts only I will recommend to national awards about your performance. How would you like an award on Astounding Performance for Social Upliftment or a more jazzy marketable Best Peformance In a Slut Role?
Tch Tch! Its high time Poo that your directors realized that where there is Poo, the script goes shoo. . I wonder how directors can offer you a script. My dear, you are still young enough – Your class is with Karan Johar – only he can justify your presence; he has the knack of getting the best out of you know; he knows what to expose in you. You must team with him in future.
Anyway, why did u wear the sari three inches below navel? Didn’t I teach you that you shouldn’t have worn it all - Did I not show you how I pranced around in a T-shirt? I suggest you should have done the same. About the script, why did you have so many plots post interval? I wish you could have traveled to Switzerland too – how foolish of me – I got carried away … sorry.
No No – I know Rahul Bose changed the script of the movie after seeing you emote. I know all about it. I know he would have got laid by you towards the end, but he preferred his oppressed yak in the end. But what he does know about emoting? He is wrong when he says that he was horrified by your meagre some acting skills - that is why you should have worn a t-shirt. Next time attempting such an important role, take my advice please!
What about Rinkie? Didn’t I tell you before that she looks and acts like a discarded pithecanthropus? Doesn’t she look like a twisted diplodocus? He he… (More later when we meet – I discovered so many other details about her…)
I heard the music bebo, and I am indeed surprised by melodies of songs. I also liked the art direction, though I thought he was too realistic – why didn’t you ask Sudhir to shoot the movie in Devdas sets? Just kidding…I get carried away so easily.
Don’t worry about the award bebo – I have told papa to meet Zee, Star, Bollywood and Filmfare awards. I am sure you will at the least make it one of them.
Okay, chalo, I have to go now – I am getting late. I am so excited about Phulan… I can’t wait to show you that movie. I will give a run for your money watch out.
Yours poppingly,
Lolo to you, Karishma to others.