To,
The MSians,
http://www.mouthshut.com
Subject::’’’’’’I AM DEAD’’’’’’
Dear Men, Women and Children,
This is to bring to your notice that I died for almost 2 and a 1/2 hours on 6th November 2005 in the theatre from the beginning of the movie ’’Shaadi no.1’’ to the ending of the movie ’’Shaadi no.1’’.I sincerely do want to save all of you from the temporary death that I underwent.
Well these words happen to be the only honest comments about the movie and trust me my feelings are straight from the heart because its the heart that was pumping blood for my survival at the theatre while the brain couldn’t help getting into sub-consciousness(precisely unconsciousness due 2 an unexpected trauma).
The movie came to my city on Friday(04-11-05) and guys of my batch went to watch the night-show with tickets on black worth 40/-.As usual, they gave us(the gurls) the review of the movie like other times.One of them said ’’kya sahi movie hai...main to roz jaanewala hun jab tak ye hall mein hai’’(such a revengeful race...grrrrrrr......gave a review just the opposite of what they felt...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr).After hearing such wonderful reviews which girl wouldn’t get tempted to watch a movie and that too having a hunk in it like fardeen khan.Well, going to watch the movie(hopefully without black) was nothing better than a hard-core regret which when reminded of, hits hard at the heart and probably breaks some of the thin arteries.
Now just forget about my feelings and sentiments and just concentrate on saving your souls.....’’DON’T EVER EVER WATCH SHAADI NO.1’’.
Well, I just fail to understand who is actually to be blamed for such a disaster...the actors?actresses?music directors?.....huffff...I guess all of the ’’or’’s linked with the movie and the topper in the list being DAVID DHAWAN.The implied idea from the film is that David Dhawan has reached heights of frustration.Or did he just cross them in his movie!!!Cheap and vulgar comedy that ultimately turned out to be a tragedy.Not to leave aside authentic actors like Sanjay Dutt wasting away his talent to glory.The basic content of the movie was ’’the three lettered word substitution for the divine concept of LOVE’’.Well David uncle, even the masses have started hunting for class in cinemas...!!!
To give the briefest idea about ’’shaadi no.1’’ is ’’super-duper-bumper barbaadi’’.It has three married couples which have their relationships making up and breaking -up alternatively.A boss and his three hopeless daughters who know nothing but to wear scanty clothes (...Sophie...i tried hard to measure the breadth of her mouth when it opened...and it was pretty easy...just take 2 and a 1/2 times of Aish’s mouth and join them with a little bit of modifications) turn out to be apparent gf’s of the three married men.A mouth-called brother(muh-bola bhai) crops up from somewhere cracking poorest of jokes(jaanleva jokes) and trying to save his 3 siss’ married lives....huffff....enough now.....I can’t go on anymore.Watch the tragedy yourself to cry!!!
Thanking You.
Yours’ Sincerely
Jeeta