A STRANGE STORY

A man had doubts about the fidelity of his wife. Burning with suspicion, one early afternoon he dashed back to his apartment and opened the door violently and charged into the bedroom. Everything was in order; only his wife was langorously lying in bed and the husband knew what had transpired. He roared like a lion, "WHERE IS HE, WHERE IS THAT CHARLATAN?".

His wife looked at him contemptuously. He ran from room to room in search of the paramour but he did not find him. Running to the window he threw it open and looked down to espy a man in a suit leaving the apartment complex in a hurry. He was adjusting his tie and looked up. Filled with rage at the escaping prey, the husband summoned up all his strength to heave the mighty fridge out of the window on to the head of the escaping paramour.

Now the scene shifts to the Pearly Gates of Heaven. St. Peter is interviewing prospective entrants.

He looked at a young fellow perplexedly and asked him a question.

"Why did you come here before your time?"

"I happened to step into a shop in an apartment complex to buy a present for my wife. Then I came out, looked up at the sky to see if it would rain when a huge fridge landed on my head. So I came up here. Today was my wife's birthday."

"And you ?". St. Peter asked the next man in the line.

With a sheepish grin he said, "WELL, St. PETER, YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE MY STORY. BUT ACTUALLY I WAS SITTING IN THAT FRIDGE."