A Famous Speaker once said:

‘Best Years of My Life were spent in the Arms of a Woman who wasn’t my wife!’

Audience was in Shock and Silence.

He added:

‘She was my Mother.’

Applause!

A Top Manager tried to crack this at Home.

After 2 Drinks, he said loudly to his wife, in Kitchen:

‘Best Years of My Life were spent in the Arms of a Woman who wasn’t my Wife!’

Standing for a moment trying to recall the second half, he finally blurted out:

‘I can’t remember who She was’

By the time he regained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water.

Moral: DON’T COPY IF YOU CAN’T PASTE IT…

Hope U will recognize my efforts of pasting this well from my inbox!

Have a great day! :-)

~$@M~