KIDS AND ANIMALS (A JOKE)

There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was.

Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, ''It has a long neck.''

One kid answered, "Giraffe!"

Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra. Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. ''This animal has stripes.''

"Zebra!" one kid answered.

So she put up another one, that of a deer. The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..

She asked them ''What does your mother call your father?'' Suddenly one child got up and answered ''HORNY BAS !''