Who say's "Nothing is Impossible"!

Ive been doing nothing for years.

Ability is what will get you to the top

if the BOSS has no daughter!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes,

That way when you criticize them,

You're a mile away and you have their shoes!

Hard Work Never Killed anybody,

But why take a Chance?

The Quickest way to double your money is to Fold it

in half and put it back in your pocket!

Where there's a WILL, there are

Five hundred relatives!

I know Kung Fu,Karate,

and 47 other dangerous Words!

I love animals,

especially Deep-fried!

Dont ask me who the authors are! They probably implemented these lines and are nowhere to be found! :-)

I am away for a while from MS, see you all when I am back :)

Cheers!