Dear All,

“ALL” here includes people who land here because of alert or by the Pic flashing on the hot profile. Whatever may be the case If you are here spend a little more time and help this contest run successfully.

Now coming onto the contest and how this came to my mind. I was kind of always very envious about our ever Rocking Paul that he has so much creativity as well as the points that he comes up with some or the other contest every other week. I was somehow managing to digest this hard fact and consoling my heart “I can never be so creative like him” but then This Topi Wali (of Kwel Fame) came up with Photo change Mela. Jai ho Debs Maiyya ki for the response and participation there including people who never planned to show their faces also landed with nice pictures and trust me they are all sweet looking people (I wondered they never showed their pic earlier kyuki Najar lag jayegi). Now this gave me the real kick to come up with some contest. I scratched and scratched my knee (that’s where my mind lies) to think and re-think and think again. But you should blame my sleepless night (;P because of night shift at work) that I could not decide anything and was about to chuck the plan and then Mr. Aam Aadmi came in my dream (read as day dream) and said “Bachcha, Chinta na karo.. pareshan na ho, Mera Dhyan kar aur soch ki kya competion rakkha Ja sakta hai ?”. That’s it I shouted “Eureka” (But did not run Naked), and came up with competition aon a topic our all MSian are good at.

So I am here with a contest on “One Liner’s”. We all have practiced well, commenting on reviews and diaries now its time to be awarded for the same. So please participate and leave minimum of “One” or Maximum of “Many” in this post and whoever wins will not repent participating ever.

Example of One liner’s.

• 43% of all statistics are worthless.

  
  




• How come wrong numbers are never busy?

  
  




• I'm in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?

  
  




• I never spit in your drink; why do you smoke in my air?

  
  




• They say “every night has a day” but ultimately after day the night comes back right?

  
  




• My dad says “Tum galat raste pe ja rahe ho” I reply back “It has a U turn dad”

  
  

So “Jai ho” to all the witty people of MS world and lets began the contest.

There are two surprises about the contest which will be revealed later and be sure you will never repent participating. Results will be announced on 9th June, so participation is open till then.

P.S: I was always unsure about the participation in any contest by “Me” but then someone said the biggest RisK we take is by not taking any Risk. So here I go.