Kids asked.... ( know the answer ?)

1. What starts with T ends with T and is full of T??

A. Teapot

1. What is AB,AB,AB,AB,AB,AB,AB,AB???

A. Long time no 'C' (SEE)

1. A word starts with B and is followed by three cosecutive sets of double letters??

A. Book Keeper

1. What is half a circle, full a circle, half a circle, A.

half a circle, full a circle, L, A???

A. COCA COLA

1. Why do people describe money as bread??

A. Because they KNEAD it.

1. son : I was very proud to see ur name printed in a very popular book!

Father : Which book?

son: ?? ( what do you think is the answer??)

A. Telephone Directory

1. How do you keep a moron busy without much effort?

A. Write P.T.O on both sides of the paper

1. What does a negro say when he is walking across the zebra- crossing?

A. Now you see me Now you don't

1. What did the queen turn into when her neck was cut?

A. She turned into a necklace (neckless)

1. What does the doctor tell the receptionist,when she said that a ghost is waiting?

A. Tell him that I can't see him now!