I bet you’re wondering why I’m all messed up and can hardly walk straight! Well …

Met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 62! (And I was too drunk to care much). We drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double' - a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom, you still awake?"

I was too stunned to bolt for the door!!