Saw this non-sense of a movie they call spiderman at adlabs, vashi for
50 bucks and man it ain’t even worth that. I don’t quite remember when
was the last time I had seen such a silly and childish movie which
bored me to sleep and let me tell you I have seen many viz tarararaaaaa
pumpum , et all .
The"Plot" of the movie is still the same. I can’t even differentiate
between the three movies now.There is this parker guy( read : gay) who
is always messed up on the personal front.He just can’t get it right
with that MJ girl (read :aunty) and even rightly so.
For
ex. there is this scene where he is about to propose to her in the
restaurant and the girl is in a bad mood coz she just got kicked outta
broadway. She is saying that she doens’t feel well and all that crap.
To which he replies oh its ok, I know how u feel , even spiderman gets
to hear bad things from people and what not. I was wishing she would
take a iron rod and smash open his head then and there itself saying
"digg this mofo"
Or this other scene , where spiderman is swinging around the buildings( as
usual) and tagging people , yo - yo and all that nonsense , looking gay as
ever. and then kisses another girl like he had kissed that other girl
in the 1st movie in front of her. again I was like iron rod- kill him ,
kill him.For the sake of humanity kill this gay superhero.
All
the same "villans" sand something guy , then there is this other black
spidey as if one wasn’t enough. When I come to think of it I kinda
liked this black spidey much more than his gay counterpart. Nothing new
happens in this movie what so ever. villians rampaging the city ,
spidey saves the day(along with his amnesiac friend goblin jr.) in the
end and comes out alive and so and so forth.
I can go on forever cursing the movie but I would like to conclude on the following note :
I can’t decide which movie was more boring and stupid : DHOOM 2 or Spiderman 3 ????