Hi friends, in continuity from where I left off in my last post, I will share some more pranks of mine out here with all of you and will let you see more of my naughtier side once again.Lol.
Chapter One: - The Lungi wala.
One fine day in the afternoon, I got a call from a certain Mr. Rajesh Choubey whom I didn’t know. He asked, is this National Textiles? I in a playful mood said yes sir, what do you want? He said, this is Rajesh Choubey speaking from Delhi. I naughtily said hi Raju, how are you? He said I am fine and I think that you are Pappu, isn’t it? I said oh yes; tell me how can I help you? He said, I have called you because I want 20 dozen lungis for my store here, so do you have lungis which are checkered and bright in different shades and colour? I said definitely Raju; we have a brand new variety of Lungis available in ready stock. He said oh tell me the price per dozen and I replied Rs-150 per dozen. (Friends, I swear I don’t know the price of lungis coz I have never worn nor have purchased one in my whole life.Lol.) Mr. Rajesh seemed bemused at this quoted rate of mine and said Pappu are you kidding? Are you quoting the price of one hanky or a lungi? On this I exclaimed oh yes definitely it’s the price of a lungi, but may be in transit while it reaches you, due to shrinkage it may become a hanky and hence I have quoted the price accordingly. On this he seemed to have understood that I am poking fun at him and hence he suspiciously said that you don’t seem to be Pappu.I said I am not Pappu, but you are Raju na? On this he seemed to get annoyed and hence he banged the phone down and I was left muttering hello, hello, hello Raju,ay Raju.Lol.
Chapter Two: - The Bank Guy
Once I got a call from a young man who introduced himself by saying hello sir, this is Mr. Pankaj Kapoor calling from…... before he could give his full identity; I pounced on him by mischievously saying what? You are Mr.Pankaj Kapoor, the father of the famous hero Shahid Kapoor? Wow. He said Sir; you seem to be in a comic mood today. I am not that Pankaj Kapoor.I said, then you are which Pankaj Kapoor? He said that he was calling from a bank. I said oh so you are in need of cash, fella? Good, good, but then why have you called me? I don’t remember if I owe you anything. He said Sir, I am a bank employee and…..I again interrupted him by saying oh so you are a bank employee in need of cash? He said what Sir? I have a very interesting personal loan offer for you. I said, but if you are in need of cash then you should avail the personal loan yourself, why are you offering it to me? He said Sir; I am not in need of any cash or any personal loan, I am a bank employee who has called you for marketing purposes to offer you a personal loan. I said but did I tell you that I am in need of cash or a personal loan? He said no sir, you didn’t ask for it but I am offering it. I said young man, but why are you offering it to a person who is in no need for it. Give it to a fellow who is in need. Help the needy and God will reward you handsomely. By this time the dude was so agitated with my behaviour that he too like Raju banged the phone and I was again left muttering hello, hello, hello Pankaj, ay Pankaj.Lol.
Friends, I will end this post here and share my other pranks with you some another day coz my phone is ringing at the moment and luckily I am in a dangerously mischievous mood today, so let me pick up the phone immediately and hope it’s a wrong number.
Hello, hello, hello……………..