Good Morning Everyone,
Its fun time again! Join the contest of the most hilarious or funniest short stories or jokes and be crowned as the most "HILARIOUS KING OR QUEEN " of MS. The challenge is on, submit you're entry before it's too late.
The rules are simple:
1. One entry per id/name
2. Not less than 3 lines but not more than 15 lines(title not included in counting the lines,if theres title.).
3.It could be original or forwarded/copy paste (just note if its original or not).
Everyone are welcome to join.
The contest will start by the time it will be posted today and will end on the 31st of October,2008 @ 8:00 pm Phillipne time(more or less 5pm India time).
6. Decision for winners will be final by the time it will be published.
Prizes at stake:
400 points worth of gift for 1st prize winner
300 points worth of gift for 2nd prize winner
200 points worth of gift for 3rd prize winner
Here's some sample of the 3, 4, 5---10 liners shortest jokes/stories.
What is the difference between a
girlfriend,call girl and a wife?
answer : Postpaid , pre paid, unlimited.
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Stewardess: do you want a drink,Sir?
Sir: What are my choices?
Stewardess: Yes or No
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Who is smarter?
Tom: my dog is really smart. Imagine he always bring the news paper on my bed and wake me up every morning.
Jerry: I know!
Tom: What? How did you know it?
Jerry: Well, my dog told me!
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Jack: Bro, what's the difference between H2O and CO2?
John: Ohhh, my golly! You don't know the difference?
So simple Bro, H20 is water and CO2 is cold water!
Jack: ngeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!
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Priest:Guys, you know, gays has no place in heaven.
gay 1: It's ok father.
Priest:What? why its ok?
gay 2:well father, we can just be on the rainbow and have fun.
we can go on top and slide.hehehe!!!
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Mom: baby, your good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.
Baby: sure mom
Mom: if your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?
Baby: thank you po!!!
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Bobby: Bro, guess what's the best character I have. It starts with letter A.
friend: hmmmm.... Approachble?
Bobby: nope!
friend: Amiable?
Bobby: nope!
friend: Angelic?
Bobby: nope!
friend: then whatttttt? can't think anymore!
Bobby: ANEST wehehe!!! (as in honest)
friend: ngeeeeeeeeee!!!
So there you are my friends,it's easy as eating peanuts and drinking tea.hehehe.
Join now and be crowned as King or Queen(just for fun,friends)will you be the last to know?.Have a nice and peaceful day!Smile.
angel_babe55
Note: Please read carefully the rules,before submitting the entry.thank u.