Life Is A Bitch

Call it letter H or Aitch

Means same, life is a bitch

Neither Czar nor Czarevitch

Quality of life gone to a ditch

Dark supernatural eldritch

Gives foul odour like a fitch

What lies for human glitch

Why is there always a hitch

It is a lifelong ongoing itch

There is nothing fair or just

Odds and evens in a knitch

From London to Lubavitch

From Maggie to mad Mitch

Trying to find their niche

Vainly try to overstretch

But sadly finding no pitch

This is a vice, evil, quitch

Be they poor or mega rich

Rumour-mongers act as snitch

Their tongues on a wild twitch

Who can set it right, unhitch

Climbing slowly like a vetch

Not knowing where or which

There is an entry but no exit

Life sails on miserable yatch

Humans being stewed, zoutch