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Member Since:Mar 08, 2009
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i love to write and read. Friends form a big part of my life. eating, humor
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Education: MA
Food and Drinks: chicken, pomegranate, banana, roti, dal, water. eat, exercise, work, sleep.Books: sun signsMovie Stars: salman khan, ranveer singh, kangana ranautMovies: chalti ka naam gaadiT.V. Shows: comedy one. pakau paparazzi (saif) suresh menonMusic: Mere Mehboob Qayamat Hogi (Mr X In Bombay, 1964, Kishore Kumar)Quotes: no pain, no gain
Food and Drinks: chicken, pomegranate, banana, roti, dal, water. eat, exercise, work, sleep.
Books: sun signs
Movie Stars: salman khan, ranveer singh, kangana ranaut
Movies: chalti ka naam gaadi
T.V. Shows: comedy one. pakau paparazzi (saif) suresh menon
Music: Mere Mehboob Qayamat Hogi (Mr X In Bombay, 1964, Kishore Kumar)
Quotes: no pain, no gain
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Reviewed Silent Auction Pro
Sotheby’s reputation speaks for itself. It’s a trusted name in the world of luxury auctions, and I’ve always felt confident buying high-end items through themRead more...
UJDA CHAMAN: Male Balding:
Reviewed Ujda Chaman
A 30-something bachelor Chaman Kohli (Sunny Singh Nijjar) has premature-balding that often makes him a butt of jokes and ridicule. He works as a Hindi lectureRead more...
BHAIYAJI SUPERHIT: Super S**t: ??
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Reviewed Bhaiyyaji Superhit
Lal Bhaisahab Dubey(Sunny Deol, 62) is a VarAnasultansi-based goon. Separated from his wife Sapna(Preity Zinta, 43), he hires director Goldie Kapoor(Arshad WaRead more...
THUGS OF HINDOSTAN: Goo:
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Reviewed Thugs of Hindostan
THUGS OF HINDOSTAN: Goo: In 1795, a patriotic thug(!) Khudabaksh Azaad(Amitabh Bachchan) wishes Hindustan to be free from British rule. He has a vfx baaz forRead more...
HAPPY PHIRR BHAAG JAYEGI: Bhaagne Do!
Reviewed Happy Phirr Bhag Jayegi
HAPPY PHIRR BHAAG JAYEGI: Bhaagne Do! Shatrughan Sinha definitely financed it and Sonakshi worked for free. The writing is on the wall. She survived only dueRead more...
FIRANGI: Bawdy LAGAAN Part 2
Reviewed Firangi
Kapil Sharma should stick to comedy. Beyond that: Jiska kaam, usi ko saajhe Aur kare toh danda baaje. This movie came three years earlier if v take into coRead more...
AN INSIGNIFICANT MAN: Jhaadu Pe Batan Dabaao:
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Reviewed An Insignificant Man
AN INSIGNIFICANT MAN: Jhaadu Pe Batan Dabaao: He’s insignificant no more. He was always a hero, who anyone could look ?? up to without bias. It’s difficult Read more...
ITTEFAQ: WTF: Coincidence Indeed!
Reviewed Ittefaq
ITTEFAQ: WTF: Coincidence Indeed! Watch THOR, repeat GOLMAAL AGAIN and also SECRET SUPERSTAR. Anything but this. Sonakshi Sinha(30) is no Alia Bhatt. She maRead more...
JIA AUR JIA: Pretty Scary Movie: ??
Reviewed Jia Aur Jia
JIA AUR JIA: Pretty Scary Movie: ?? Dev Anasultannd and Rajesh Khanna must be turning in their graves. This is neither a roadie movie nor a female bonding oRead more...
BAREILLY KI BARFI: Fake It Till You Make It:
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Reviewed Bareilly Ki Barfi
BAREILLY KI BARFI: Fake It Till You Make It: This movie has no connection with either the town Bareli, Raisen, UP, India, or with the movie BARFI(2012). BareRead more...
VEKH BARATAN CHALLIYAN: Kundli Mein Nir-Dosh!
Reviewed Vekh Baraatan Challiyan
VEKH BARATAN CHALLIYAN: Kundli Mein Nir-Dosh! Laughter Riot: This week’s Punjabi release is something everyone can enjoy. When superstitions rule, it caRead more...
MUBARAKAN: Seniors Day Out:
Reviewed Mubarakan
MUBARAKAN: Seniors Day Out: Well, well. Anil Kapoor, Pawan Malhotra, and Ratna Pathak hold together a fragile story line. Well, actually there is no story. Read more...
MOM: Dial M For Daughter
Reviewed Mom
MOM: Dial M For Daughter It’s time for Sridevi to launch her daughter Janvi. Cinema is a visual medium and youthful hero and heroine are looked forwardRead more...
MERI PYARI BINDU: My Sore Point:
Reviewed Meri Pyaari Bindu
MERI PYARI BINDU: My Sore Point: This has nothing to do with Mysore but does’ve Bengaluru in it. No story. When idiots make movies, sh.t automatically Read more...
NOOR: No...NO...NEVER!
Reviewed Noor
AKIRA(1916) fell flat on it’s release despite being a woman-centric movie. This one is same. BEGUM JAAN was bad. This one is worst. Making faces and twiRead more...
LION: Sher
Reviewed Lion
This is the story of Kamla Munshi and her three kids - Guddu Khan, Saroo, and Shakila. tragic fate separates her from her two sons. The elder son dies and thRead more...
BADRINATH KI DULHANIYA: Marry Go Round
Reviewed Badrinath Ki Dulhania
BADRINATH KI DULHANIYA: Repeat: HUMPTY SHARMA KI DULHANIYA(2014) NRI BADRINATH KI DULHANIYA(2017) City SOMNATH KI DULHANIYA(2020) Village Probable Same stRead more...
KAABIL: Dial R For Revenge!
Reviewed Kaabil
KAABIL: Dial R For Revenge! You have seen, INSAF KA TARAZU(1980), AAKHRI RAASTA(1986), MOHRA(1994), BANDIT QUEEN(1994), DUSHMAN(1998), RAAVAN(2010), 7 KHOON Read more...
DANGAL: Return To The Roots:
Reviewed Dangal
DANGAL: Return To The Roots: There is nothing exceptional about DANGAL. Where it scores is, it connects Indians with its villages. Villages form 80% of IndiaRead more...
BAAR BAAR DEKHO: No Second Chance:
Reviewed Baar Baar Dekho
BAAR BAAR DEKHO: No Second Chance: Jai Verma(Siddharth Malhotra) and Diya(Katrina Kaif) are buddies. Jai becomes maths professor. Both finally get married buRead more...
Master class in horrible customer service
Reviewed Swiggy
Swiggy’s Absolute Worst Delivery Experience – A Masterclass in Horrible Customer Service If I could give Swiggy negative stars, I absolutely would. What unfoRead more...
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(Updated Aug 30, 2018)
DELHI RAIN: Silly Verse.:-) - That time of the season again There is excessive rain Is it boon or bane Ignorance we must feign - In wading waters, u need a cane Lest u fall in non-existent drain Gases abound: methane, ethane They can lead u to weight gain - Slowly u forget being humane Read more...
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Thank you Safal for pointing out the typo. My bad. That stands corrected. Happy reading. :-)
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