In life there are 2 things to worry about

Whether you are well or whether you are ill

If you are well there is nothing to worry about

But if you are ill there are 2 things to worry about

Whether you will get well or whether you will die

If you are going to get well there is nothing to worry about

But if you are going to die there are 2 things to worry about

Whether you will go to heaven or hell

If you are going to heaven there is nothing to worry about

But if you are going to hell.......

You will be so busy shaking hands with old friends

That you won't have time to worry

So why worry!!!

PS......Meet you all in hell!!!!