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Member Since:Oct 31, 2001
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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees and manage time efficiently. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. I know who shot Kennedy. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I was scouted by the Yankees. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. The mambo is my friend. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. And I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I don't need underwear; underwear needs me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. In Pamplona, the bulls ran with <b>me</b>. I've slept on snow-covered mountaintops along the DMZ, and my derring-do is the subject of bedtime stories in the Congo. When I clip my toenails, little men come out of the shadows to collect the shavings. I am the cult of personality. And, if I had but one chance to whisper words of advice into the ears and psyches of mankind, I'd insist ''groove is in the heart.'' . I am a 3rd degree master of full-contact origami and a yokozuna rikishi in the exciting (though somewhat off-putting) world of naked sumo.
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I once had a co-worker named Smackey Tanknard. He reminded me of you. At least I think he did. I never met him. I just heard his name through the PA system as he was frequently paged. Come to think of it, it's possible he didn't exist. Mayhaps someone just liked to call the paging ex read more...
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My stoopid sister took my daughters to see this movie without me! Actually, she wasn't stoopid, but rather generous and kind. I hate it when she does that... - sumo_rhino
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eplovejoy! Hey. I KNOW I made a good decision postin here if it resulted in a read/rate/comment from you... I hope this won't be the last.
Your list is heartwarming, and your kindess is appreciated. - sumo_rhino
Commented on fatrat2001's review
I've occasionally been drawn to King novels and been pleased with the outcome. But, I'm not one of those people who has to read EVERY SINGLE THING he writes. ATLANTIS just hasn't attracted my attention as other novels of his have done. You make a nice case for it, though. And I'm eager t read more...
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Wow. That was actually fun. Who'd have thought a cellphone review could be fun AND share the pertinent info on functions and capabilities? I like what I read. - sumo_rhino
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I recently swore off soft drinks. Perhaps it's too late, though. I may have sustained irreparable harm to my expanding body. Whatever the case, Sprite was never on the list... - sumo_rhino
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My wife is a big fan of the Miss M. But, somehow, I've (we've) managed to avoid this flick. But, I do remember the song from my experiences at junior high dances. - sumo_rhino
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I'm here now. Like you, uncertain of what that will mean, how it will play out. But, that's how it was at the beginning of that other existence (the one that drove us here). Let's see what happens... -- sumo_rhino
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