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Hugh gallagher is great. ''I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling vertical cliffs and crushing ice with my eyelids. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of interstellar travel. I kill people with common house hold items and dont even think twice about it. I flip out all the time. I give women flippant answers all the time and I dont think twice about it. I always have a cool thing to say even in the most hopeless situations. I have often set world records by scaling obtuse cliffs in my tricycle with unflagging speeds while talking on my cell phone with my mother-in-law. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I survive on rhye bread and icicle dripping for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous blues trombone playing, I can cook 2 minute noodles in twenty second flat. I was once the president of my class in school, a veteran from world war 2, and have loved 6 women in continuous sequence. Using only a hoe and a large glass ofwater, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I invented bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Chennai Veerans. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When bored, I build nuclear reactors in my back yard. I enjoy terrestrial hang gliding. On Wednesday after work, I repair electrical appliances for the blind free of charge. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Last summer I toured the earth with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. My batting average is 99.3. I am an abstract artist, an accomplished cook, and a ruthless gambler. Small children trust me. The laws of physics dont apply to me. While on holiday I once negotiated with a whale to give up its breathing hole. I think green house effect is a bunch of blue whale vomit. I am always immaculately dressed and my eyeglasses are making a fasion statement all around the universe. I pay my bills on time. I once read the Bhagvad Gita, Mein Kampf and the Suitable Boy in one day and still had time to build a space craft from used car parts. I know the location of every food item in the supermarket. During weekends, when I am free I regularly win square dancing and street snowboarding competitions. I can dance tango alone. I sleep once a week, and when I do, it's always standing-up. When I was a child, I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spoon and toaster oven. I breed prize winning pigs. I have an IQ of 210. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery on Martha Stewart, and I have spoken with Elvis twice.'' . I am developing these things called opinions about everything around me. It is part of growing up I believe. Someone said opinions are like a - holes. I like mine. I am sure you will like mine. Offlate I have taken a tremendous interest in posting obscure comments on peoples reviews... It is part of a social experiment I am conducting to find out who is more jobless than I am. So guys.. humour me.
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God by numbers ??
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Reviewed Sachin Tendulkar
No. of innings Sachin has scored well in the 21st century:26 On Tour :18/84 Home:8/29 Sachin has had a better run in India. He scores well (over 75 runs) iread more...
Super Troopers ; nothing Abba about it.
Reviewed Super Troopers
Please don’t read this if you have not watched the movie. You wont understand head or tail of what I have written. (Like you do otherwise...). After watcread more...
Talking about euphemisms...
Reviewed General Thoughts About MouthShut
There is just not one thing you can say about Mouthshut. There are many many many commentaries possible. Right from some about reviews about the people who wrread more...
Sukran
Reviewed Sukran
Dont watch this movie if you dont have a sense of humour. I am shellshocked and tickled pink at the same time. I wont say more... These are the most poignant read more...
A few questions
Reviewed General Tips on Media
Do media have an effect on present society? Is it the other way around? Is it both ways? If so is there some kind of lead? Do media affect our moralities? If read more...
2 Irishmen called Pat and Mike
Reviewed Boondock Saints
The movie features two Irish guys with very strong Catholic upbringing. They feel irked that there is so much evil in this world and YET there is nothing thatread more...
Readers digest if they are asses
Reviewed Reader's Digest
?How I have lost my mind? ?I wonder what the kids are doing?, I wondered, on a cold Sunday morning. It was freezing outside. I was wearing a bright red pulloread more...
''not that much enough''
Reviewed Alexander The Great
This is one movie that has ben reviewed to death by the media. So I wudnt delve into the story and other 10nth standard history lessons. Many popular Oliver read more...
Flippingly sweet, Dang nice movie.
Reviewed Napoleon Dynamite
This is one of the most brilliant movies of all times.Napolean Dynamite is a product of some really keen observations and sharp screenplay writing. Frankly saread more...
Colonial Cousins & Aatma
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Reviewed Aatma - Colonial Cousins
In the lingua franca of downtown Madras, this album is ?not that much enough?? It could have been better. But it achieves what Hari and Lezz might have intendread more...
Friends - the social evil
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Reviewed Friends
I had posted a few comments on an article written about ’’Friends’’. This the complete article and the research findings. This article haread more...
Avoid it
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Reviewed Stuck on You
Stuck on you I don’t have much to say about this movie either other than the fact that the F-Farrelly brothers who made most of the other movies that yread more...
I can never get good at this.
Reviewed Clerks
?Clerks? is an extra-ordinary movie. It is the first movie by Kevin Smith, the great writer who penned sub-urban white comedies like ?Dogma?, ?Mallrats?, ?Charead more...
I am not very good at this
Reviewed The Forgotten
Why do we think we are so important ? Why do we think the aliens have something like a Discovery channel with programs dedicated to ’earthlings’? Whread more...
No title.
Reviewed State of Fear - Michael Crichton
I will start my lambasting of this book from where I left out the last time I reviewed a Crichton book. I had mentioned after reading ?Prey?, that MC should pread more...
Mike Moore is insane.
Reviewed Dude, Where's My Country - Michael Moore
Mike Moore must be insane to have written this book, ’’Dude, Where’s My Country’’. Even a child will know to dispute what he has carpread more...
:).
Reviewed Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind The title and its connection to the storyline piqued my curiosity because at the time I watched the movie I really did read more...
The Tsunami and Me.
Reviewed The Tsunami Tragedy of December-04 - Express Your Feelings
Every time something serious happens, I make it a point to see the funnier side of it. So I took this opportunity to go around collecting amazingly funny reasread more...
Root for the aliens.
Reviewed Alien vs. Predator
Alien vs Predator Why were there even humans in the movie ? They arent needed. Otherwise the movie was pretty good. The movie starts with a few retarded peopread more...
Here comes Bhudha bhargav
Reviewed Swades
Caveat: I did not like this movie. And if you want the more regular Swades review.. read the ohter one I wrote on Desam. That is more tongue sweetening, eye read more...
Fraud | Scam | Unprofessional | Dishonest
Reviewed Mediterranean Immigration
Mivisaconsultant.com(Mediterranean Visa Immigration) – Fraud and Unprofessional Service I want to warn everyone about mivisaconsultant.com, also known as Medread more...
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Commented on alex_esmie's review
I dont know a lot about beer. But the best kind is when you drink it with people who call it reeb... :-). Oldtimers rock.
Commented on sriramg's review
Mine has had motorcylces go over it.. fallen on the road and has survived numerous near-fatal falls.. It lives on... probably the best phone in India. Would certainly buy the same one if this one dies...
Commented on svjayalakshmi's review
I liked the review... especially the part where you had stringed 'Sex' and 'grappled' in the same sentence... I would not touch the magazine with a 10 foot pole... but I guess it is really useful for a lot of people.
Commented on 0pynyon8d's review
This movie was released in India... and in Chennai. It was a pretty long time back.. around 1999 types... But if you ask me if Dennis Farrina's statements were bleeped out... then the answer would be YES.. :) British movies are rarely screened for a long time in Amreeka too... :-).
Commented on juggernaut's review
I thought probably the exact opposite of what you had written about. I liked the performances. They were very well directed. The only thing i did not like was the overly starched sarees of the village people... The message was trite and idiotic. THe movie would be forgotten in 6 months time. read more...
Commented on own review
America is changing. PG-13 movies got a better rating. Why dont any of the theatres even follow the rating system ? http://www.nynewsday.com/entertainment/movies/sns-ap-film-hollywoods-year,0,2441503.story?coll=nyc-enthome-movies
Commented on Elwing's review
After watching the movie, I thought SLB had chosen wealthy parents and anglo characters for these reasons.. 1. To go for the Oscars... 2. So that people focus more on Michelle's handicaps and no tthe handicap of her parents... (if they are poor... there are more tribulations that will indirectly read more...
Commented on stylegamer's review
I would not say that the music coming out is trash.. and the movies have always been trashy or good depending on perspective. No remarkable change... :-).
Yes that is probably why I had named the thing that... its just numbers... no poont in writing a few more words inspired by thesaurus which everyone knows.
Actually it did not take me long.. not to brag but the powers of the statsguru are limitless... It takes less than 10 minutes with a fast internet connection to compile such data. This is only for the last 5 years... and If you compile the data for the years he has been in his peak.. it would be read more...
Commented on vivek_chaturvedi's review
movie was good if you take out the Steven Spielberg factor out. It was a 'romantic comedy'!!! which was at best a very well made Hindi movie.
As Kaipullai would have said about Sharjah... 'That was last century'... My point exactly in writing this... there is absolutely no need to compare Sachin and Dravid. India cannot be what it is without either.
Commented on manoj101's review
It is tang... the tangy orangey orangey (colour) mixable powdery powder... Gives me a dreamless sleep everytime.
I feel pretty much the same way with Tang... It is slightly intersting that you could think about going to sleep after drinking coffee... :-).
Commented on nirajul's review
I liked the following Monsters Inc - which had the best concept ever. Finding Nemo - Most brilliant characterization ever. The Incredibles - One other brilliant concept. Shrek 1 - That what great. 2 was horrible. The biggest 'drag'... And finally Ice Age. I dont think you have watch read more...
Commented on kki_8's review
Personally I dont think such books have practical use in life. They could be read for language probably. Ultimately the entire book could have been paraphrased into one catch phrase... 'Just do it'. Basically what you would end up doing after you read this book is take a 1 week holiday in Haw read more...
Commented on aditya_samraj's review
I have a question... a doubt actually.. Would be glad if you clear it up.... How are souls created ? Basically what you are saying is that the souls get transferred from one body to another... then considering todays population, would you say that there are somebodies without a soul ? Where ha read more...
Commented on Adityak's review
I guess your review too was a detective thriller... it still keeps me guessing about what you mean.
Commented on abhi_luv_all's review
This movie is the best thing to have hapenned to India since Chinese Pizza.. Rock on with such great reviews.
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