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Jammu & Kashmir
Member Since:Mar 17, 2001
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I'm an introvert.( Fancy term for SHY). So that means one day I might become a crazed psycophatic killer( Just like Shah Rukh Khan in Daar) So to make myself heard, to control the raging torrent of emotions pent up inside me and to satisfy the lust of the writer within me I have taken to writing reviews for mouthshut.com. I hail from Kashmir and thankfully am still alive( and in one piece). I used to live in Saudi Arabia but am now back in my wartorn homeland. I must be the only teen in the world who listens to Michael Jackson and plays with GI Joes. My favourite is Shipwreck. (What's yours?) They help me vent my feelings. Im aslo probably the only one who still watches cartoons. Favourite fictional Character: Sherlock Holmes Favourite Authors: Arthur Conan Doyle P.G. Woodhouse Oscar Wilde Ruskin Bond Roald Dahl Im a voracious reader. Anything that has someting printed on it is good enough for me to read. Everyday I loook at the world and pity it for all its wrongs and wrongdoings. So to cheer upmyself I listen to the beatl's ''Let it be''. You should listen to it too. Makes you more optimistic. <b>’’Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs: he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.’’ (Friedrich Nietzsche)</b>. Photography Web page designing Listening to good music Hindi movies-old and new Stamp Collecting Cooking Messing with the computer Fixing the computer Reading Talking with friends Writing Videography Reading Reviews Writing reviews Playing board games Playing computer games Eating Sleeping Doing opposite of the latest teen trends Playing with GI Joes( Dont laugh ) Making fun of people who take themselves too seriously Satnding up for underdogs <b>( Why so many ? Because specialization is for insects)</b> <b>Artists I despise the most: Britney spares and eminem ( they're both in the same overhyped boat)</b> Support a good cause, namely my own. Read , rate and comment on mmy reviews so I can get more points and earn more cash. Youll get the wonderful feeling of helping a fellow human being. Hey, my reviews might not be litreary gems, but they do get the point accross.Most of the time anyway.Okay, half the time. Animal I resemble
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but I stand by my review . I was referring to the fact that Omkara and Chandini bar are also morbidly tragic. No doubt they are much better movies. I liked this movie because I didnt think it was prtentious (c.f Devdas or even Black).The director just got carried away. Call me a naive optimist , Read More...
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I agree withmost of what you said. How about checking out my review of the movie ?
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Balanced and unbiased. I felt the same way about the movie. Would like to hear your comments on my review...
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