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Jammu & Kashmir
Member Since:Mar 17, 2001
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I'm an introvert.( Fancy term for SHY). So that means one day I might become a crazed psycophatic killer( Just like Shah Rukh Khan in Daar) So to make myself heard, to control the raging torrent of emotions pent up inside me and to satisfy the lust of the writer within me I have taken to writing reviews for mouthshut.com. I hail from Kashmir and thankfully am still alive( and in one piece). I used to live in Saudi Arabia but am now back in my wartorn homeland. I must be the only teen in the world who listens to Michael Jackson and plays with GI Joes. My favourite is Shipwreck. (What's yours?) They help me vent my feelings. Im aslo probably the only one who still watches cartoons. Favourite fictional Character: Sherlock Holmes Favourite Authors: Arthur Conan Doyle P.G. Woodhouse Oscar Wilde Ruskin Bond Roald Dahl Im a voracious reader. Anything that has someting printed on it is good enough for me to read. Everyday I loook at the world and pity it for all its wrongs and wrongdoings. So to cheer upmyself I listen to the beatl's ''Let it be''. You should listen to it too. Makes you more optimistic. <b>’’Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs: he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.’’ (Friedrich Nietzsche)</b>. Photography Web page designing Listening to good music Hindi movies-old and new Stamp Collecting Cooking Messing with the computer Fixing the computer Reading Talking with friends Writing Videography Reading Reviews Writing reviews Playing board games Playing computer games Eating Sleeping Doing opposite of the latest teen trends Playing with GI Joes( Dont laugh ) Making fun of people who take themselves too seriously Satnding up for underdogs <b>( Why so many ? Because specialization is for insects)</b> <b>Artists I despise the most: Britney spares and eminem ( they're both in the same overhyped boat)</b> Support a good cause, namely my own. Read , rate and comment on mmy reviews so I can get more points and earn more cash. Youll get the wonderful feeling of helping a fellow human being. Hey, my reviews might not be litreary gems, but they do get the point accross.Most of the time anyway.Okay, half the time. Animal I resemble
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Commented on own review
but I stand by my review . I was referring to the fact that Omkara and Chandini bar are also morbidly tragic. No doubt they are much better movies. I liked this movie because I didnt think it was prtentious (c.f Devdas or even Black).The director just got carried away. Call me a naive optimist , read more...
Commented on astyReally's review
I agree withmost of what you said. How about checking out my review of the movie ?
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Commented on senthilsenthil_mba's review
Balanced and unbiased. I felt the same way about the movie. Would like to hear your comments on my review...
Commented on champion_racer's review
the fact remains that it has dominated the box-office. most of the trade magazines have put its first week gross at 20+ cr. rupees . check out www.naachgaana.com for a very detailed, unbiased and intresting analysis and discussion. And please avoid a flame war.
Commented on madakhan's review
this movie was quite pakkao. Andaaz Apna Apna was slapstick , but it was spontaneous and lively. This movie dragged and most of the situations were contrived and dead.
Thanks . I'm sure that you'll like this movie...I think its the best comedy movie this year.It's brand of humor sets it apart from the others.
Thanks. I thought his name sounded familiar . Well some of the effects did seem a bit unnecessary,but I dont think it mattered that much .
I thought the name sounded familiar . Well some of the effects did seem a bit unnecessary, I dont think it mattered that much .
Im glad you found my review useful. I really think that it was more of a fantasy-comedy.
I saw this movie in Mauritius and i'd say that 75% of the seats were occupied. most of the songs were good . i didn't like the last one though.
Commented on diver's review
excellent review. Probably the best one on this movie ( other than my own ! )
thanks for clearing that up. i loved SRKs uber-cool attitude. But I did feel that overall that the film was just a wee bit underwhelming...but thats just an opinion and everyones entilted to one.
Commented on shellyza's review
by the way , John Abraham's not in this movie . I think you confused him with Arjun Rampal.
Commented on FastLove's review
...with the points in your review. But you should have put a spoiler warning before exposing the ending . Thats why only a useful rating. By the way ,i think Don is smart enough to adopt a new accent :-)
for the rating . I agree , the new one is more of a team effort .
Commented on kunalkhandwala's review
completley agree with the 'change the audience' bit. Farhan akhtar really deserves more success for his movies . As I recall , even DCH had a lukewarm response when it came out.
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