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Some people seem to think that they can send me m2m messages. Unless you want to appear a complete and utter fool: 1. Spell properly. For example, ''YOU'' spells the word ''you.'' The letter ''u'' is just that, the letter ''u.'' Also, Ur is the name of an ancient city in Iraq. 2. Write complete and coherent sentences. 3. Avoid making insults. Especially if you didn't follow points (1) and (2) above. All messages to me become my property to do with as I see fit. I got bored of playing with this so I've disabled m2m now. If I've annoyed you somehow, and you want to respond, do so in public via the commenting mechanism. I'd advise you not to though. I'm much smarter than you are, and you won't enjoy the experience of being publicly humiliated by me. Oh, and modemnoise is the noise made by modems. If you don't know what a modem is, or the noise that it makes, you're either too young or too stupid to be on the internet. Log off now. . Making fun of morons. You know who you are - you're on my distrust list. Don't make me make it visible. Oops, too late, you annoyed me again - it's visible now.
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Why Amazon and Flipkart are winning.
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Reviewed Maruti Suzuki SX4
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Reviewed HDFC Life Insurance
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Reviewed Nokia 9300i
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Commented on vithurm's review
''Faith'' and sugared pills do not a proof make. Homeopathy kills the uninformed and naive.
Commented on aditya999's review
No mention of their idiotic sign up process?
Commented on soni_kaur1's review
Sh!t and sugar == homeopathy. http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2009/04/best_anti-homeopathy_poster_ever.php
Commented on drasad's review
1. The word allopathy was coined by homeopaths as an insult. The word itself is meaningless. 2. As for the 'effects' of homeopathy, apart from the psychologic placebo effect, this poster says it all: http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2009/04/best_anti-homeopathy_poster_ever.php
Commented on own review
Ah, the Hom-o 'doctor' is back. Or should I say 'quack quack quack?'
Commented on msupriyo's review
For a new car in the same price range, Maruti should have targetted the City. The City doesn't handle as well as expected from a Honda, but the build quality and interiors are a class above the SX4. Maruti messed up the original Baleno by misunderstanding customers who would have bought it - the read more...
Commented on RomeoMidhun's review
Just copy/paste from another web site for the specification. It would be more convincing if you gave us some pros/cons on this car.
Commented on prathmesh1's review
I've seen exactly one public charging point at the Forum Mall, Bangalore for the Reva. Reserved parking, too. Pity about the range problem, but I'm not very surprised. The same disconnect between claimed and reality exists for all vehicles. I also wish the govt would get its act together and read more...
Commented on rchidana's review
What did you expect? Anyone who expects people to *pay* for sugar coated pills has to be on the level, right?
Commented on Ash_Ram's review
Search for the code of conduct on the rbi website, and report them following the procedure there. No point sending email to these guys, they will just send an automated response, with zero followup.
Commented on varuntin's review
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